Jolly Old Sadist
๐ต 1212 characters
โฑ๏ธ 3:25 duration
๐ ID: 4748032
๐ Lyrics
Santa didn't keep his promise, so he's getting his cookies and milk NO MORE
All I wanted to get for Christmas was a Boba Fett
Still in original packaging, but Santa has abandoned me
And I wanted me a new guitar
With EMGs and a whammy bar
I don't know why that's so much to ask
I was good this year, but now I'm beating some ass because
Santa's a bastard 'cuz he wouldn't give me what I wanted for Christmas
Santa's an asshole 'cuz he didn't give me what I wrote on my wishlist
Santa's all shady 'cuz he won't deliver on the things that he promised
Santa's so lazy making children suffer like a jolly old sadist
LIES.
All I wanted to get for Christmas was a private jet
With a stewardess named Angelina Jolie
But Santa has forsaken me
And I wanted just like every year
A new liver and a truck of beer
I've been so nice and real patient too
But Kris Kringle's got a lot of explaining to do because
Santa's a bastard 'cuz he wouldn't give me what I wanted for Christmas
Santa's an asshole 'cuz he didn't give me what I wrote on my wishlist
Santa's all shady 'cuz he won't deliver on the things that he promised
Santa's so lazy making children suffer like a jolly old sadist
Santa brought a bunch of socks.
All I wanted to get for Christmas was a Boba Fett
Still in original packaging, but Santa has abandoned me
And I wanted me a new guitar
With EMGs and a whammy bar
I don't know why that's so much to ask
I was good this year, but now I'm beating some ass because
Santa's a bastard 'cuz he wouldn't give me what I wanted for Christmas
Santa's an asshole 'cuz he didn't give me what I wrote on my wishlist
Santa's all shady 'cuz he won't deliver on the things that he promised
Santa's so lazy making children suffer like a jolly old sadist
LIES.
All I wanted to get for Christmas was a private jet
With a stewardess named Angelina Jolie
But Santa has forsaken me
And I wanted just like every year
A new liver and a truck of beer
I've been so nice and real patient too
But Kris Kringle's got a lot of explaining to do because
Santa's a bastard 'cuz he wouldn't give me what I wanted for Christmas
Santa's an asshole 'cuz he didn't give me what I wrote on my wishlist
Santa's all shady 'cuz he won't deliver on the things that he promised
Santa's so lazy making children suffer like a jolly old sadist
Santa brought a bunch of socks.
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:23.97] Santa didn't keep his promise, so he's getting his cookies and milk NO MORE
[00:38.39] All I wanted to get for Christmas was a Boba Fett
[00:44.12] Still in original packaging, but Santa has abandoned me
[00:50.67] And I wanted me a new guitar
[00:52.01] With EMGs and a whammy bar
[00:54.75] I don't know why that's so much to ask
[00:57.15] I was good this year, but now I'm beating some ass because
[01:00.06] Santa's a bastard 'cuz he wouldn't give me what I wanted for Christmas
[01:04.27] Santa's an asshole 'cuz he didn't give me what I wrote on my wishlist
[01:09.37] Santa's all shady 'cuz he won't deliver on the things that he promised
[01:14.85] Santa's so lazy making children suffer like a jolly old sadist
[01:19.07] LIES.
[01:29.18] All I wanted to get for Christmas was a private jet
[01:35.59] With a stewardess named Angelina Jolie
[01:37.93] But Santa has forsaken me
[01:41.04] And I wanted just like every year
[01:43.69] A new liver and a truck of beer
[01:46.37] I've been so nice and real patient too
[01:48.83] But Kris Kringle's got a lot of explaining to do because
[01:51.58] Santa's a bastard 'cuz he wouldn't give me what I wanted for Christmas
[01:55.82] Santa's an asshole 'cuz he didn't give me what I wrote on my wishlist
[02:00.87] Santa's all shady 'cuz he won't deliver on the things that he promised
[02:06.50] Santa's so lazy making children suffer like a jolly old sadist
[02:11.18] Santa brought a bunch of socks.
[03:22.33]
[00:38.39] All I wanted to get for Christmas was a Boba Fett
[00:44.12] Still in original packaging, but Santa has abandoned me
[00:50.67] And I wanted me a new guitar
[00:52.01] With EMGs and a whammy bar
[00:54.75] I don't know why that's so much to ask
[00:57.15] I was good this year, but now I'm beating some ass because
[01:00.06] Santa's a bastard 'cuz he wouldn't give me what I wanted for Christmas
[01:04.27] Santa's an asshole 'cuz he didn't give me what I wrote on my wishlist
[01:09.37] Santa's all shady 'cuz he won't deliver on the things that he promised
[01:14.85] Santa's so lazy making children suffer like a jolly old sadist
[01:19.07] LIES.
[01:29.18] All I wanted to get for Christmas was a private jet
[01:35.59] With a stewardess named Angelina Jolie
[01:37.93] But Santa has forsaken me
[01:41.04] And I wanted just like every year
[01:43.69] A new liver and a truck of beer
[01:46.37] I've been so nice and real patient too
[01:48.83] But Kris Kringle's got a lot of explaining to do because
[01:51.58] Santa's a bastard 'cuz he wouldn't give me what I wanted for Christmas
[01:55.82] Santa's an asshole 'cuz he didn't give me what I wrote on my wishlist
[02:00.87] Santa's all shady 'cuz he won't deliver on the things that he promised
[02:06.50] Santa's so lazy making children suffer like a jolly old sadist
[02:11.18] Santa brought a bunch of socks.
[03:22.33]