Crackerjack Docker

What, what, what
What did you call him?
"Sparring monkey"

What, what, what
What did you call him?
"Sparring monkey"

Hobnail boots
On the escalator
Beeswax, beeswax
Down the radiator

It's a five o'clock shocker
It's a five o'clock shocker
It's a five o'clock shocker
Knock-knock
Crackerjack docker

What, what, what
What did you call him?
"Sparring monkey"

What, what, what
What did you call him?
"Sparring monkey"

Leave it all
Leave the shire
With blisters on your fucking hands
From knotting the wires

It's a five o'clock shocker
It's a five o'clock shocker
It's a five o'clock shocker
Knock-knock
Crackerjack docker

It's a five o'clock shocker
It's a five o'clock shocker
It's a five a.m. shocker
Knock-knock