I'll Keep My Hatchet

("We're keeping tables LOADED with pistols, military, hunting, laser-optics, and shooting rifles.
Sunday morning, the first 50 paying adults will recieve a free stainless lock-blade pocketknife.
Don't forget to register for the free custom-built AR-15 being given away by the British Town Gunners")
Keep your AR-15s.
Trash knife kept clean.
Crosshair laser beam on your Ruger machine.
Keep your 9milli Luger with that hot ass red dot.
I'll keep my hatchet.
Swing-and-go chop!
Keep that Colt pipe back.
With that big Desert Eagle.
That weaponry dagger, carve that ass up-reload.
9mili Mac10, that musket rifle that pop!
And I'll keep my hatchet.
Swing-and-go chop!
.40cal Smith&Wesson.
That double burst.
12ga sawn-off.
Murder in the first.
M60, .44 Magnum, or Glock.
I'll keep my hatchet.
Swing-and-go chop!
Wessley Richards, drop like a bolt rifle.
Mauser! Model98 make 'em stiffle!
Swiss army knife, Bowie, machette don't stop!
But I'll keep my hatchet!
Swing-and-go-chop!
I...
Don't need...
Technology, it's not a pair 'o me.
I...
Don't need...
Artillery to feed the thrill in me.
I...
Don't need...
Machinery for the mean in me.
I'm kind of a hands-on guy!!!
("muggers with shotguns, rifles, handguns, knives of all kinds-")
You better
You better
Run from the Baretta.
They call it "The-Kill-You-Deatta"
"The Sweater Shredder"!
Some blast through vests when you're bustin' at cops.
But I'll keep my hatchet!
Swing-and-go chop!
Brandish super pose pump-action Mossberg.
Modern model .336 will toss nerds.
Colt 45 into the chamber, it dropped.
But I'll take my hatchet.
Swing-and-goes chop!
I...
Don't need...
Technology, it's not a pair 'o me. (I don't need it to get by!)
I...
Don't need...
Artillery to feed the thrill in me. ('Kuz I can do it myself!)
I...
Don't need...
Machinery for the mean in me. (It just ain't who i -am-!)
I'm kind of a hands-on guy!!!
"Hi. I'm Heather. Come see what I've got :) "