Christmas Isn't Safe for Animals

[00:00.84] Is Christmas safe?
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[00:05.33] Is Christmas safe for animals?
[00:10.76] Soft and squishy animated mammals
[00:13.45] Tapping so lightly on their teeth with a gun
[00:23.45] My god, are they cold?
[00:28.80] Is Christmas safe?
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[00:39.69] Crippled with fear of the sparking wires
[00:44.16] On an electrical beach
[00:47.78] Plagued by the thought
[00:49.67] That a bird cannot smile
[01:02.22] Why rent when you can own your own washer and dryer for $225 each? Put it on your Sears card!
[01:09.42] Why rent when you can own your own washer and dryer for $225 each? Put it on your Sears card!
[01:16.67] Put it on your Sears card!
[01:20.26] Why rent when you can own your own washer and dryer for just $250 a month? Put it on your Sears card!
[01:24.84] Why rent when you can own your own washer and dryer for $225 each? Put it on your Sears card!
[01:32.06] Why rent?
[01:38.31] Put it on your Sears card!
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