I'm in Love with Everyone I Know

[00:00.92] In case there's ever any questions of if I'm nice or if I'm mean
[00:09.61] Well, the truth is I'm really a pterodactyl in a human body
[00:13.86] Cause otherwise I'd be extinct!
[00:19.61] I live on plants and vegetables
[00:22.68] I love my girlfriend, and I love the occasional B movie
[00:27.61] Now I like From Justin To Kelly, but I hate American Idol
[00:31.97] What the hell is wrong with Marc with a C?
[00:36.39] I know I'm in love with everyone I know
[00:40.99] But I just cut my hair off, so don't you dare call me a hippie
[00:45.98] I'm in love with everyone I know
[00:50.20] But I can't seem to figure out anything about myself, so what'd I do?
[00:54.63] I went out and I took an online personality quiz
[00:58.71] Where it turns out I'm Veronica Sawyer from the late eighties movie Heathers
[01:03.72] And I don't stand for bullshit conformity
[01:07.89] And the quiz said I've got me a wicked thing for Christian Slater
[01:12.51] But that's not right, I don't swing that way
[01:16.85] I just wasn't cut from that bolt of cloth
[01:21.16] Even though I like Pump Up the Volume, I hated his movie Kuffs
[01:25.16] You can't even find that movie down at Stardust
[01:29.75] But I know I'm in love with everyone I know
[01:34.59] Except for Christian Slater, I don't know him, he's exempt
[01:38.53] Otherwise, I'm in love with everyone I know
[01:43.52] And I can see the good in everyone I've ever met except my dad!
[01:50.03] We had a bad relationship
[01:52.19] And all the people that cut me off on the way to work
[01:55.84] Nobody's perfect, I mean, look at yourself in the mirror
[01:58.80] And ask yourself, honestly, "When was the last time I called my mom?"
[02:04.82] My mom, my mom got beat up at a monster truck rally
[02:09.84] And if I was there, I woulda kicked some ass
[02:14.49] Cause for a guy that wears glasses, I can really serve some shit
[02:18.47] You'd be surprised!
[02:20.46] But afterwards I would've had to tell them
[02:23.19] That I'm in love with everyone I know
[02:27.74] Even if you go to monster truck rallies, drink Busch beer, and beat up moms!
[02:32.88] I'm still in love with everyone I know
[02:36.77] And that's just not PC to say in this day and age
[02:40.46] If you said "Marc, why are you in love with everyone you know?"
[02:45.04] I'd say, "It's cause the Pixies are goin' on tour for the first time in over ten years!"
[02:49.26] And that's why I'm in love with everyone I know
[02:54.24] And I can see the good in everyone I've ever met, even you!
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