Bruce
🎵 1498 characters
⏱️ 2:42 duration
🆔 ID: 4968512
📜 Lyrics
Oh, Cook!
Eat (he can't)
Eat (he surely can't)
Eat (he might explode!)
Eat!
A single slice or even two, Bruce
Might have been nice
But even you, Bruce, have to admit
Between you and it
There's not a lot of difference in size
He can't! (He can) he surely can't!
He surely can't! (You are the man, Bruce!)
He might explode! He's quite elastic
He's going to blow, make him stop!
He's fantastic, look at him go! I can't watch!
I think in effect, this must confirm, Bruce
What we all suspected
You have a worm, Bruce!
Or maybe your largeness
Is a bit like the TARDIS
Considerably roomier inside
He can't! (He can!) He surely can't!
He surely can't!
You are the man, Bruce!
B-R-O-O-C-E!
Bruce! You'll never again be subject to abuse
For your immense caboose
She'll call a truce, Bruce
With every swallow, you are tightening the noose
We never thought it was possible
But here it is, coming true
We can have our cake and eat it too!
The time has come to put that tumbly-tum to use
No excuse, Bruce
Let out your belt, I think you'll want your trousers loose, oh
Stuff it in, (Bruce!) you're almost finished (Bruce!)
You'll fit it in
Whatever you do, just don't give in
Don't let her win
Come on, Bruce, be our hero
Cover yourself in chocolate glory!
Bruce! You'll never again be subject to abuse
For your immense caboose
She'll call a truce, Bruce
Just one more bite and you'll've completely cooked her goose
We never thought it was possible
But here it is, coming true
We can have our cake and eat it
Eat (he can't)
Eat (he surely can't)
Eat (he might explode!)
Eat!
A single slice or even two, Bruce
Might have been nice
But even you, Bruce, have to admit
Between you and it
There's not a lot of difference in size
He can't! (He can) he surely can't!
He surely can't! (You are the man, Bruce!)
He might explode! He's quite elastic
He's going to blow, make him stop!
He's fantastic, look at him go! I can't watch!
I think in effect, this must confirm, Bruce
What we all suspected
You have a worm, Bruce!
Or maybe your largeness
Is a bit like the TARDIS
Considerably roomier inside
He can't! (He can!) He surely can't!
He surely can't!
You are the man, Bruce!
B-R-O-O-C-E!
Bruce! You'll never again be subject to abuse
For your immense caboose
She'll call a truce, Bruce
With every swallow, you are tightening the noose
We never thought it was possible
But here it is, coming true
We can have our cake and eat it too!
The time has come to put that tumbly-tum to use
No excuse, Bruce
Let out your belt, I think you'll want your trousers loose, oh
Stuff it in, (Bruce!) you're almost finished (Bruce!)
You'll fit it in
Whatever you do, just don't give in
Don't let her win
Come on, Bruce, be our hero
Cover yourself in chocolate glory!
Bruce! You'll never again be subject to abuse
For your immense caboose
She'll call a truce, Bruce
Just one more bite and you'll've completely cooked her goose
We never thought it was possible
But here it is, coming true
We can have our cake and eat it
⏱️ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.22] Oh, Cook!
[00:03.39]
[00:08.92] Eat (he can't)
[00:10.58] Eat (he surely can't)
[00:11.99] Eat (he might explode!)
[00:13.50] Eat!
[00:15.23] A single slice or even two, Bruce
[00:18.86] Might have been nice
[00:20.26] But even you, Bruce, have to admit
[00:23.39] Between you and it
[00:25.62] There's not a lot of difference in size
[00:29.68] He can't! (He can) he surely can't!
[00:31.88] He surely can't! (You are the man, Bruce!)
[00:34.46] He might explode! He's quite elastic
[00:37.64] He's going to blow, make him stop!
[00:39.64] He's fantastic, look at him go! I can't watch!
[00:42.84] I think in effect, this must confirm, Bruce
[00:46.37] What we all suspected
[00:48.35] You have a worm, Bruce!
[00:50.19] Or maybe your largeness
[00:51.88] Is a bit like the TARDIS
[00:53.23] Considerably roomier inside
[00:56.86] He can't! (He can!) He surely can't!
[00:59.80] He surely can't!
[01:00.37] You are the man, Bruce!
[01:01.98] B-R-O-O-C-E!
[01:05.31] Bruce! You'll never again be subject to abuse
[01:09.77] For your immense caboose
[01:11.50] She'll call a truce, Bruce
[01:13.75] With every swallow, you are tightening the noose
[01:16.64] We never thought it was possible
[01:20.55] But here it is, coming true
[01:23.17] We can have our cake and eat it too!
[01:26.67] The time has come to put that tumbly-tum to use
[01:31.14] No excuse, Bruce
[01:33.97] Let out your belt, I think you'll want your trousers loose, oh
[01:38.27] Stuff it in, (Bruce!) you're almost finished (Bruce!)
[01:41.28] You'll fit it in
[01:42.03] Whatever you do, just don't give in
[01:44.03] Don't let her win
[01:45.38] Come on, Bruce, be our hero
[01:48.76] Cover yourself in chocolate glory!
[01:52.32] Bruce! You'll never again be subject to abuse
[01:56.47] For your immense caboose
[01:58.02] She'll call a truce, Bruce
[02:00.56] Just one more bite and you'll've completely cooked her goose
[02:04.00] We never thought it was possible
[02:06.67] But here it is, coming true
[02:09.83] We can have our cake and eat it
[02:11.88]
[00:03.39]
[00:08.92] Eat (he can't)
[00:10.58] Eat (he surely can't)
[00:11.99] Eat (he might explode!)
[00:13.50] Eat!
[00:15.23] A single slice or even two, Bruce
[00:18.86] Might have been nice
[00:20.26] But even you, Bruce, have to admit
[00:23.39] Between you and it
[00:25.62] There's not a lot of difference in size
[00:29.68] He can't! (He can) he surely can't!
[00:31.88] He surely can't! (You are the man, Bruce!)
[00:34.46] He might explode! He's quite elastic
[00:37.64] He's going to blow, make him stop!
[00:39.64] He's fantastic, look at him go! I can't watch!
[00:42.84] I think in effect, this must confirm, Bruce
[00:46.37] What we all suspected
[00:48.35] You have a worm, Bruce!
[00:50.19] Or maybe your largeness
[00:51.88] Is a bit like the TARDIS
[00:53.23] Considerably roomier inside
[00:56.86] He can't! (He can!) He surely can't!
[00:59.80] He surely can't!
[01:00.37] You are the man, Bruce!
[01:01.98] B-R-O-O-C-E!
[01:05.31] Bruce! You'll never again be subject to abuse
[01:09.77] For your immense caboose
[01:11.50] She'll call a truce, Bruce
[01:13.75] With every swallow, you are tightening the noose
[01:16.64] We never thought it was possible
[01:20.55] But here it is, coming true
[01:23.17] We can have our cake and eat it too!
[01:26.67] The time has come to put that tumbly-tum to use
[01:31.14] No excuse, Bruce
[01:33.97] Let out your belt, I think you'll want your trousers loose, oh
[01:38.27] Stuff it in, (Bruce!) you're almost finished (Bruce!)
[01:41.28] You'll fit it in
[01:42.03] Whatever you do, just don't give in
[01:44.03] Don't let her win
[01:45.38] Come on, Bruce, be our hero
[01:48.76] Cover yourself in chocolate glory!
[01:52.32] Bruce! You'll never again be subject to abuse
[01:56.47] For your immense caboose
[01:58.02] She'll call a truce, Bruce
[02:00.56] Just one more bite and you'll've completely cooked her goose
[02:04.00] We never thought it was possible
[02:06.67] But here it is, coming true
[02:09.83] We can have our cake and eat it
[02:11.88]