Karen

She's new in town
Got a pretty face
She's new in town
Got her own nice place
Walking around
Thinking she's so grand
Making friends
It's more than I can stand

I'd like to introduce myself to Karen
Then I can explain why I've been starin'
Just let me introduce myself to Karen
Cuz that's my husband's sweater she's wearin'

They say don't judge a book by its cover
But what if the book took away your love
Her hair is straight
Must take a lot of work
For all the nights
She's spending with that jerk

I'd like to introduce myself to Karen
Then I can explain why I've been starin'
Just let me introduce myself to Karen
Cuz that's my husband's sweater she's wearin'

They say that life is full of wonderful surprises.
Well here's one for you
Here's one for you ... Karen