Morning Show Birthday Prank
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Welcome back to The Morning Show
I'm Zany Dane here with Ballsy Brian, and on this segment
We're gonna be doing a little prank show
P-p-p-p-prank show!
For you folks tuning in, Brian, you wanna talk a little bit about what's going on?
Yeah, sure, so basically, we're calling people and congratulating them on their birthday today-
Ha-ha!
Even though it's not
Nope!
Their birthday!
And we're gonna be telling them that they've just won an awesome prize of some kind
If they just agree to say the words: "It's my birthday!"
And then we're gonna call them out for bΠ΅ing the money-hungry
Blood-sucking, parasitic liars that they truly arΠ΅!
That they truly are, yeah, let's have some fun!
Hello?
Hi, is this Matthew?
Yeah
Hey there, it's Zany Dane and Ballsy Brian, you're on 98.7 BALZ
Hundreds of thousands of people are currently tuning in
We heard it was your birthday today?
Oh, cool, I love you guys-, wait, what?
Happy birthday, Matthew!
Happy birthday!
Uh, thanks, yeah!
So, Matthew, we've heard that you just got laid off from work because of downsizing
Is that correct?
Yes, that is true, unfortunately
It's been really tough on me and the kids, uh, we've got another baby on the way and-
Woof, that sounds like a rough time!
Yeah, it's been a struggle.
So, anyway, since it's your birthday and all, we've decided to give you a gift
Brian?
Drumroll, please
Everyone here at BALZ have pulled together enough funds to cover your rent for the next six months!
What? Seriously?
Yes, Matthew!
Oh, man, you guys, this seriously means a lot!
It's been so hard, you don't understand!
All you've gotta do for us is say, "I'm the birthday boy."
Wh-what?
That all you gotta do
Just speak clearly into your phone and say, "I'm the birthday boy."
But I-, is this-, is this live?
People are listening internationally, Matthew
I'm the birthday boy?
I can't believe you just sat there and lied to everybody on national radio!
This is the absolute worst look for you right now!
You should feel embarrassed and you bring shame on everyone who's ever met you and you-!
We know it's not your frickin' birthday, you frickin' liar!
How are you just gonna lie to hundreds and thousands of people?
How frickin' simple can you be?
Why would you lie to so many people like that?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I thought there was a mistake
And I- I just didn't wanna say anything, I didn't mean it! Oh, no, I'm done-!
I'm Zany Dane here with Ballsy Brian, and on this segment
We're gonna be doing a little prank show
P-p-p-p-prank show!
For you folks tuning in, Brian, you wanna talk a little bit about what's going on?
Yeah, sure, so basically, we're calling people and congratulating them on their birthday today-
Ha-ha!
Even though it's not
Nope!
Their birthday!
And we're gonna be telling them that they've just won an awesome prize of some kind
If they just agree to say the words: "It's my birthday!"
And then we're gonna call them out for bΠ΅ing the money-hungry
Blood-sucking, parasitic liars that they truly arΠ΅!
That they truly are, yeah, let's have some fun!
Hello?
Hi, is this Matthew?
Yeah
Hey there, it's Zany Dane and Ballsy Brian, you're on 98.7 BALZ
Hundreds of thousands of people are currently tuning in
We heard it was your birthday today?
Oh, cool, I love you guys-, wait, what?
Happy birthday, Matthew!
Happy birthday!
Uh, thanks, yeah!
So, Matthew, we've heard that you just got laid off from work because of downsizing
Is that correct?
Yes, that is true, unfortunately
It's been really tough on me and the kids, uh, we've got another baby on the way and-
Woof, that sounds like a rough time!
Yeah, it's been a struggle.
So, anyway, since it's your birthday and all, we've decided to give you a gift
Brian?
Drumroll, please
Everyone here at BALZ have pulled together enough funds to cover your rent for the next six months!
What? Seriously?
Yes, Matthew!
Oh, man, you guys, this seriously means a lot!
It's been so hard, you don't understand!
All you've gotta do for us is say, "I'm the birthday boy."
Wh-what?
That all you gotta do
Just speak clearly into your phone and say, "I'm the birthday boy."
But I-, is this-, is this live?
People are listening internationally, Matthew
I'm the birthday boy?
I can't believe you just sat there and lied to everybody on national radio!
This is the absolute worst look for you right now!
You should feel embarrassed and you bring shame on everyone who's ever met you and you-!
We know it's not your frickin' birthday, you frickin' liar!
How are you just gonna lie to hundreds and thousands of people?
How frickin' simple can you be?
Why would you lie to so many people like that?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I thought there was a mistake
And I- I just didn't wanna say anything, I didn't mean it! Oh, no, I'm done-!
β±οΈ Synced Lyrics
[00:02.05] Welcome back to The Morning Show
[00:03.20] I'm Zany Dane here with Ballsy Brian, and on this segment
[00:06.36] We're gonna be doing a little prank show
[00:07.97] P-p-p-p-prank show!
[00:09.02] For you folks tuning in, Brian, you wanna talk a little bit about what's going on?
[00:12.29] Yeah, sure, so basically, we're calling people and congratulating them on their birthday today-
[00:18.45] Ha-ha!
[00:19.01] Even though it's not
[00:20.93] Nope!
[00:21.21] Their birthday!
[00:22.47] And we're gonna be telling them that they've just won an awesome prize of some kind
[00:26.20] If they just agree to say the words: "It's my birthday!"
[00:29.80] And then we're gonna call them out for bΠ΅ing the money-hungry
[00:32.40] Blood-sucking, parasitic liars that they truly arΠ΅!
[00:35.02] That they truly are, yeah, let's have some fun!
[00:41.53] Hello?
[00:41.98] Hi, is this Matthew?
[00:43.06] Yeah
[00:43.44] Hey there, it's Zany Dane and Ballsy Brian, you're on 98.7 BALZ
[00:48.41] Hundreds of thousands of people are currently tuning in
[00:50.80] We heard it was your birthday today?
[00:51.83] Oh, cool, I love you guys-, wait, what?
[00:53.99] Happy birthday, Matthew!
[00:55.16] Happy birthday!
[00:57.03] Uh, thanks, yeah!
[00:58.72] So, Matthew, we've heard that you just got laid off from work because of downsizing
[01:02.43] Is that correct?
[01:03.50] Yes, that is true, unfortunately
[01:05.47] It's been really tough on me and the kids, uh, we've got another baby on the way and-
[01:09.76] Woof, that sounds like a rough time!
[01:11.75] Yeah, it's been a struggle.
[01:13.21] So, anyway, since it's your birthday and all, we've decided to give you a gift
[01:16.96] Brian?
[01:17.41] Drumroll, please
[01:19.78] Everyone here at BALZ have pulled together enough funds to cover your rent for the next six months!
[01:26.76] What? Seriously?
[01:28.19] Yes, Matthew!
[01:28.94] Oh, man, you guys, this seriously means a lot!
[01:31.49] It's been so hard, you don't understand!
[01:33.33] All you've gotta do for us is say, "I'm the birthday boy."
[01:36.76] Wh-what?
[01:37.47] That all you gotta do
[01:38.21] Just speak clearly into your phone and say, "I'm the birthday boy."
[01:41.85] But I-, is this-, is this live?
[01:44.56] People are listening internationally, Matthew
[01:47.83] I'm the birthday boy?
[01:49.18] I can't believe you just sat there and lied to everybody on national radio!
[01:49.74] This is the absolute worst look for you right now!
[01:50.50] You should feel embarrassed and you bring shame on everyone who's ever met you and you-!
[01:51.42] We know it's not your frickin' birthday, you frickin' liar!
[01:52.34] How are you just gonna lie to hundreds and thousands of people?
[01:53.58] How frickin' simple can you be?
[01:54.05] Why would you lie to so many people like that?
[01:55.03] I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I thought there was a mistake
[01:56.03] And I- I just didn't wanna say anything, I didn't mean it! Oh, no, I'm done-!
[01:57.88]
[00:03.20] I'm Zany Dane here with Ballsy Brian, and on this segment
[00:06.36] We're gonna be doing a little prank show
[00:07.97] P-p-p-p-prank show!
[00:09.02] For you folks tuning in, Brian, you wanna talk a little bit about what's going on?
[00:12.29] Yeah, sure, so basically, we're calling people and congratulating them on their birthday today-
[00:18.45] Ha-ha!
[00:19.01] Even though it's not
[00:20.93] Nope!
[00:21.21] Their birthday!
[00:22.47] And we're gonna be telling them that they've just won an awesome prize of some kind
[00:26.20] If they just agree to say the words: "It's my birthday!"
[00:29.80] And then we're gonna call them out for bΠ΅ing the money-hungry
[00:32.40] Blood-sucking, parasitic liars that they truly arΠ΅!
[00:35.02] That they truly are, yeah, let's have some fun!
[00:41.53] Hello?
[00:41.98] Hi, is this Matthew?
[00:43.06] Yeah
[00:43.44] Hey there, it's Zany Dane and Ballsy Brian, you're on 98.7 BALZ
[00:48.41] Hundreds of thousands of people are currently tuning in
[00:50.80] We heard it was your birthday today?
[00:51.83] Oh, cool, I love you guys-, wait, what?
[00:53.99] Happy birthday, Matthew!
[00:55.16] Happy birthday!
[00:57.03] Uh, thanks, yeah!
[00:58.72] So, Matthew, we've heard that you just got laid off from work because of downsizing
[01:02.43] Is that correct?
[01:03.50] Yes, that is true, unfortunately
[01:05.47] It's been really tough on me and the kids, uh, we've got another baby on the way and-
[01:09.76] Woof, that sounds like a rough time!
[01:11.75] Yeah, it's been a struggle.
[01:13.21] So, anyway, since it's your birthday and all, we've decided to give you a gift
[01:16.96] Brian?
[01:17.41] Drumroll, please
[01:19.78] Everyone here at BALZ have pulled together enough funds to cover your rent for the next six months!
[01:26.76] What? Seriously?
[01:28.19] Yes, Matthew!
[01:28.94] Oh, man, you guys, this seriously means a lot!
[01:31.49] It's been so hard, you don't understand!
[01:33.33] All you've gotta do for us is say, "I'm the birthday boy."
[01:36.76] Wh-what?
[01:37.47] That all you gotta do
[01:38.21] Just speak clearly into your phone and say, "I'm the birthday boy."
[01:41.85] But I-, is this-, is this live?
[01:44.56] People are listening internationally, Matthew
[01:47.83] I'm the birthday boy?
[01:49.18] I can't believe you just sat there and lied to everybody on national radio!
[01:49.74] This is the absolute worst look for you right now!
[01:50.50] You should feel embarrassed and you bring shame on everyone who's ever met you and you-!
[01:51.42] We know it's not your frickin' birthday, you frickin' liar!
[01:52.34] How are you just gonna lie to hundreds and thousands of people?
[01:53.58] How frickin' simple can you be?
[01:54.05] Why would you lie to so many people like that?
[01:55.03] I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I thought there was a mistake
[01:56.03] And I- I just didn't wanna say anything, I didn't mean it! Oh, no, I'm done-!
[01:57.88]