#DICKPIC
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โฑ๏ธ 2:23 duration
๐ ID: 4974121
๐ Lyrics
I've been rejected by like 14 women tonight
Think it's a lesbian bar?
The promoter should have mentioned that, you think?
It's kinda crazy that he didn't
Plus it's really dark out and you can't see my jawline
Which I think is one of my selling points
Do you have any more deoderant?
What do you think, more cologne?
I need to get laid tonight
I haven't been inside a woman since Nelly wore that band-aid
You think it's healed by now, that cut he had under his eye?
I'm gonna text my ex
Probably shouldn't, right?
Yeah I'm gonna do it anyway
Can we get some blow...again?
Probably need some blow, but first...
Let me take a #DICKPIC
(Let me take a dickpic)
(D-d-d-di-di-di-dickpic)
Get the fuck away from me
I don't have any cash
What is Crimea? I mean like cry-me-a river, am I right?
You think it's weird Kelly didn't respond to me?
Probably shouldn't have included my balls
I think I need Botox. Can you do that?
It is looking a little tiny
It's just the mushroom tip
Like a frightened turtle still in its shell
Maybe I should give it a couple of tugs
Then, let me take another #DICKPIC
(let me take a dickpic)
I'm a master trimmer down there
Like the Edward Scissorhands of pubes
I'm just gonna go bald but then it kinda looks like an albino CeeLo
The next day I get that Clooney stubble
Sometimes I should just go with the 'stache
And it's like hipster pubes
Awesome
You think I care too much about my pubes?
Let me take another #DICKPIC
(Let me take a dickpic)
(Let me take a dickpic)
Oh, just sent that to my Nanna
But it's a SnapChat. It's fine
(Let me take a dickpic)
(Let me take a dickpic)
(Let me take a dickpic)
(Let me take a dickpic)
Get underneath, alright?
Try and get a Stanley Kubrick shot
I can't even tell what that is
Is that a ferret caught in a fence?
Should we just take a picture of your dick?
I don't have any cash
OK, no tips
(Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick)
(Let me take a dickpic)
I think you need to get circumsized again
(Let me take a dickpic)
(Let me take a dickpic)
(Let me take a dickpic)
(Let me take a dickpic)
Think it's a lesbian bar?
The promoter should have mentioned that, you think?
It's kinda crazy that he didn't
Plus it's really dark out and you can't see my jawline
Which I think is one of my selling points
Do you have any more deoderant?
What do you think, more cologne?
I need to get laid tonight
I haven't been inside a woman since Nelly wore that band-aid
You think it's healed by now, that cut he had under his eye?
I'm gonna text my ex
Probably shouldn't, right?
Yeah I'm gonna do it anyway
Can we get some blow...again?
Probably need some blow, but first...
Let me take a #DICKPIC
(Let me take a dickpic)
(D-d-d-di-di-di-dickpic)
Get the fuck away from me
I don't have any cash
What is Crimea? I mean like cry-me-a river, am I right?
You think it's weird Kelly didn't respond to me?
Probably shouldn't have included my balls
I think I need Botox. Can you do that?
It is looking a little tiny
It's just the mushroom tip
Like a frightened turtle still in its shell
Maybe I should give it a couple of tugs
Then, let me take another #DICKPIC
(let me take a dickpic)
I'm a master trimmer down there
Like the Edward Scissorhands of pubes
I'm just gonna go bald but then it kinda looks like an albino CeeLo
The next day I get that Clooney stubble
Sometimes I should just go with the 'stache
And it's like hipster pubes
Awesome
You think I care too much about my pubes?
Let me take another #DICKPIC
(Let me take a dickpic)
(Let me take a dickpic)
Oh, just sent that to my Nanna
But it's a SnapChat. It's fine
(Let me take a dickpic)
(Let me take a dickpic)
(Let me take a dickpic)
(Let me take a dickpic)
Get underneath, alright?
Try and get a Stanley Kubrick shot
I can't even tell what that is
Is that a ferret caught in a fence?
Should we just take a picture of your dick?
I don't have any cash
OK, no tips
(Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick)
(Let me take a dickpic)
I think you need to get circumsized again
(Let me take a dickpic)
(Let me take a dickpic)
(Let me take a dickpic)
(Let me take a dickpic)
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:07.77] I've been rejected by like 14 women tonight
[00:10.79] Think it's a lesbian bar?
[00:12.02] The promoter should have mentioned that, you think?
[00:13.27] It's kinda crazy that he didn't
[00:14.50] Plus it's really dark out and you can't see my jawline
[00:16.43] Which I think is one of my selling points
[00:17.75] Do you have any more deoderant?
[00:19.16] What do you think, more cologne?
[00:20.74] I need to get laid tonight
[00:22.08] I haven't been inside a woman since Nelly wore that band-aid
[00:24.80] You think it's healed by now, that cut he had under his eye?
[00:27.19] I'm gonna text my ex
[00:28.30] Probably shouldn't, right?
[00:29.23] Yeah I'm gonna do it anyway
[00:30.27] Can we get some blow...again?
[00:31.70] Probably need some blow, but first...
[00:34.11] Let me take a #DICKPIC
[00:41.95] (Let me take a dickpic)
[00:49.34] (D-d-d-di-di-di-dickpic)
[00:49.90] Get the fuck away from me
[00:51.19] I don't have any cash
[00:52.46] What is Crimea? I mean like cry-me-a river, am I right?
[00:55.45] You think it's weird Kelly didn't respond to me?
[00:57.37] Probably shouldn't have included my balls
[00:58.89] I think I need Botox. Can you do that?
[01:00.44] It is looking a little tiny
[01:01.83] It's just the mushroom tip
[01:03.36] Like a frightened turtle still in its shell
[01:05.25] Maybe I should give it a couple of tugs
[01:06.79] Then, let me take another #DICKPIC
[01:12.68] (let me take a dickpic)
[01:16.53] I'm a master trimmer down there
[01:17.30] Like the Edward Scissorhands of pubes
[01:19.37] I'm just gonna go bald but then it kinda looks like an albino CeeLo
[01:22.00] The next day I get that Clooney stubble
[01:23.69] Sometimes I should just go with the 'stache
[01:25.15] And it's like hipster pubes
[01:26.39] Awesome
[01:27.78] You think I care too much about my pubes?
[01:29.36] Let me take another #DICKPIC
[01:34.24] (Let me take a dickpic)
[01:37.28] (Let me take a dickpic)
[01:38.61] Oh, just sent that to my Nanna
[01:40.77] But it's a SnapChat. It's fine
[01:44.22] (Let me take a dickpic)
[01:46.59] (Let me take a dickpic)
[01:48.69] (Let me take a dickpic)
[01:49.63] (Let me take a dickpic)
[01:51.73] Get underneath, alright?
[01:52.91] Try and get a Stanley Kubrick shot
[01:54.13] I can't even tell what that is
[01:55.36] Is that a ferret caught in a fence?
[01:56.85] Should we just take a picture of your dick?
[01:58.69] I don't have any cash
[01:59.78] OK, no tips
[02:02.10] (Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick)
[02:04.55] (Let me take a dickpic)
[02:06.51] I think you need to get circumsized again
[02:11.68] (Let me take a dickpic)
[02:14.63] (Let me take a dickpic)
[02:18.25] (Let me take a dickpic)
[02:22.00] (Let me take a dickpic)
[02:23.40]
[00:10.79] Think it's a lesbian bar?
[00:12.02] The promoter should have mentioned that, you think?
[00:13.27] It's kinda crazy that he didn't
[00:14.50] Plus it's really dark out and you can't see my jawline
[00:16.43] Which I think is one of my selling points
[00:17.75] Do you have any more deoderant?
[00:19.16] What do you think, more cologne?
[00:20.74] I need to get laid tonight
[00:22.08] I haven't been inside a woman since Nelly wore that band-aid
[00:24.80] You think it's healed by now, that cut he had under his eye?
[00:27.19] I'm gonna text my ex
[00:28.30] Probably shouldn't, right?
[00:29.23] Yeah I'm gonna do it anyway
[00:30.27] Can we get some blow...again?
[00:31.70] Probably need some blow, but first...
[00:34.11] Let me take a #DICKPIC
[00:41.95] (Let me take a dickpic)
[00:49.34] (D-d-d-di-di-di-dickpic)
[00:49.90] Get the fuck away from me
[00:51.19] I don't have any cash
[00:52.46] What is Crimea? I mean like cry-me-a river, am I right?
[00:55.45] You think it's weird Kelly didn't respond to me?
[00:57.37] Probably shouldn't have included my balls
[00:58.89] I think I need Botox. Can you do that?
[01:00.44] It is looking a little tiny
[01:01.83] It's just the mushroom tip
[01:03.36] Like a frightened turtle still in its shell
[01:05.25] Maybe I should give it a couple of tugs
[01:06.79] Then, let me take another #DICKPIC
[01:12.68] (let me take a dickpic)
[01:16.53] I'm a master trimmer down there
[01:17.30] Like the Edward Scissorhands of pubes
[01:19.37] I'm just gonna go bald but then it kinda looks like an albino CeeLo
[01:22.00] The next day I get that Clooney stubble
[01:23.69] Sometimes I should just go with the 'stache
[01:25.15] And it's like hipster pubes
[01:26.39] Awesome
[01:27.78] You think I care too much about my pubes?
[01:29.36] Let me take another #DICKPIC
[01:34.24] (Let me take a dickpic)
[01:37.28] (Let me take a dickpic)
[01:38.61] Oh, just sent that to my Nanna
[01:40.77] But it's a SnapChat. It's fine
[01:44.22] (Let me take a dickpic)
[01:46.59] (Let me take a dickpic)
[01:48.69] (Let me take a dickpic)
[01:49.63] (Let me take a dickpic)
[01:51.73] Get underneath, alright?
[01:52.91] Try and get a Stanley Kubrick shot
[01:54.13] I can't even tell what that is
[01:55.36] Is that a ferret caught in a fence?
[01:56.85] Should we just take a picture of your dick?
[01:58.69] I don't have any cash
[01:59.78] OK, no tips
[02:02.10] (Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick)
[02:04.55] (Let me take a dickpic)
[02:06.51] I think you need to get circumsized again
[02:11.68] (Let me take a dickpic)
[02:14.63] (Let me take a dickpic)
[02:18.25] (Let me take a dickpic)
[02:22.00] (Let me take a dickpic)
[02:23.40]