The Waitress Song
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⏱️ 3:37 duration
🆔 ID: 4997632
📜 Lyrics
Hi, how're you doing?
Just a, ah... big breakfast and a large black coffee, thanks
Cheers
I love you
And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew
And the toast is always soggy
But I hardly notice
And the food takes such a long time to get made
Even when I'm the only person in the café
And my table's always wobbly
But I hardly notice
You're probably thinking, why would I even bother eating there
On a daily basis? There's heaps of other places on offer
I won't change to another place if the bacon is rubber
And the taste of the cuppa makes you pull faces and splutter
It's the waitress, I love her, the way she clears plates with a clutter
Makes my heart race and it flutters, I know it's crazy to love a
Lady that's basically just a stranger with an apron down her
Brother, I don't need to ask her name and number
'Cause this relationship is built on breakfast
I'm waiting on her just to wait on me
And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew
And the toast is always soggy
But I hardly notice
And the food takes such a long time to get made
Even when I'm the only person in the café
And my table's always wobbly
But I hardly notice
She says "Hi" to me, "Bye" to me, "That'll be five-ninety-five" to me
I don't really mind, that's all right with me
I just smile and eat, sometimes we mightn't speak for like a week
She knows during my quiet times I like to be alone
And write a poem with my headphones
Newspaper, bacon fried up, poached egg, slice of toast
A long black, but the beans are always burnt
And if the cup is dirty, she just cleans it with her shirt
I wonder if she's my ideal girl
And what would happen if we dated in the real world
Nah, I don't think it would work
I wouldn't wanna risk what we have and have to tip 'cause of that
Besides, this relationship is built on breakfast
I'm waiting on her just to wait on me
And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew
And the toast is always soggy
But I hardly notice
And the food takes such a long time to get made
Even when I'm the only person in the café
And my table's always wobbly
But I hardly notice
And it don't matter that the bacon I eat's cold
And it's okay the newspapers are weeks old
But I don't mind, no, it's fine 'cause she's all
That I'm there for
And it don't matter that the bacon I eat's cold
And it's okay the newspapers are weeks old
But I don't mind, no, it's fine 'cause she's all
That I'm there for
And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew
And the toast is always soggy
But I hardly notice
And the food takes such a long time to get made
Even when I'm the only person in the café
And my table's always wobbly
But I hardly notice
Just a, ah... big breakfast and a large black coffee, thanks
Cheers
I love you
And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew
And the toast is always soggy
But I hardly notice
And the food takes such a long time to get made
Even when I'm the only person in the café
And my table's always wobbly
But I hardly notice
You're probably thinking, why would I even bother eating there
On a daily basis? There's heaps of other places on offer
I won't change to another place if the bacon is rubber
And the taste of the cuppa makes you pull faces and splutter
It's the waitress, I love her, the way she clears plates with a clutter
Makes my heart race and it flutters, I know it's crazy to love a
Lady that's basically just a stranger with an apron down her
Brother, I don't need to ask her name and number
'Cause this relationship is built on breakfast
I'm waiting on her just to wait on me
And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew
And the toast is always soggy
But I hardly notice
And the food takes such a long time to get made
Even when I'm the only person in the café
And my table's always wobbly
But I hardly notice
She says "Hi" to me, "Bye" to me, "That'll be five-ninety-five" to me
I don't really mind, that's all right with me
I just smile and eat, sometimes we mightn't speak for like a week
She knows during my quiet times I like to be alone
And write a poem with my headphones
Newspaper, bacon fried up, poached egg, slice of toast
A long black, but the beans are always burnt
And if the cup is dirty, she just cleans it with her shirt
I wonder if she's my ideal girl
And what would happen if we dated in the real world
Nah, I don't think it would work
I wouldn't wanna risk what we have and have to tip 'cause of that
Besides, this relationship is built on breakfast
I'm waiting on her just to wait on me
And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew
And the toast is always soggy
But I hardly notice
And the food takes such a long time to get made
Even when I'm the only person in the café
And my table's always wobbly
But I hardly notice
And it don't matter that the bacon I eat's cold
And it's okay the newspapers are weeks old
But I don't mind, no, it's fine 'cause she's all
That I'm there for
And it don't matter that the bacon I eat's cold
And it's okay the newspapers are weeks old
But I don't mind, no, it's fine 'cause she's all
That I'm there for
And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew
And the toast is always soggy
But I hardly notice
And the food takes such a long time to get made
Even when I'm the only person in the café
And my table's always wobbly
But I hardly notice
⏱️ Synced Lyrics
[00:06.06] Hi, how're you doing?
[00:09.94] Just a, ah... big breakfast and a large black coffee, thanks
[00:14.26] Cheers
[00:15.51] I love you
[00:17.66] And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
[00:20.78] The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew
[00:24.56] And the toast is always soggy
[00:27.45] But I hardly notice
[00:29.53] And the food takes such a long time to get made
[00:32.24] Even when I'm the only person in the café
[00:36.00] And my table's always wobbly
[00:38.78] But I hardly notice
[00:41.24] You're probably thinking, why would I even bother eating there
[00:44.19] On a daily basis? There's heaps of other places on offer
[00:47.13] I won't change to another place if the bacon is rubber
[00:49.88] And the taste of the cuppa makes you pull faces and splutter
[00:52.71] It's the waitress, I love her, the way she clears plates with a clutter
[00:55.66] Makes my heart race and it flutters, I know it's crazy to love a
[00:58.55] Lady that's basically just a stranger with an apron down her
[01:02.36] Brother, I don't need to ask her name and number
[01:03.82] 'Cause this relationship is built on breakfast
[01:10.55] I'm waiting on her just to wait on me
[01:15.53] And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
[01:18.62] The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew
[01:22.44] And the toast is always soggy
[01:25.10] But I hardly notice
[01:27.40] And the food takes such a long time to get made
[01:29.91] Even when I'm the only person in the café
[01:33.92] And my table's always wobbly
[01:36.83] But I hardly notice
[01:38.99] She says "Hi" to me, "Bye" to me, "That'll be five-ninety-five" to me
[01:42.48] I don't really mind, that's all right with me
[01:44.97] I just smile and eat, sometimes we mightn't speak for like a week
[01:48.35] She knows during my quiet times I like to be alone
[01:51.00] And write a poem with my headphones
[01:53.13] Newspaper, bacon fried up, poached egg, slice of toast
[01:56.24] A long black, but the beans are always burnt
[01:58.76] And if the cup is dirty, she just cleans it with her shirt
[02:02.59] I wonder if she's my ideal girl
[02:05.08] And what would happen if we dated in the real world
[02:07.90] Nah, I don't think it would work
[02:10.29] I wouldn't wanna risk what we have and have to tip 'cause of that
[02:13.56] Besides, this relationship is built on breakfast
[02:19.84] I'm waiting on her just to wait on me
[02:24.70] And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
[02:28.09] The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew
[02:31.73] And the toast is always soggy
[02:34.40] But I hardly notice
[02:36.76] And the food takes such a long time to get made
[02:39.29] Even when I'm the only person in the café
[02:43.47] And my table's always wobbly
[02:46.09] But I hardly notice
[02:48.24] And it don't matter that the bacon I eat's cold
[02:50.70] And it's okay the newspapers are weeks old
[02:53.91] But I don't mind, no, it's fine 'cause she's all
[02:56.89] That I'm there for
[02:59.51] And it don't matter that the bacon I eat's cold
[03:02.42] And it's okay the newspapers are weeks old
[03:05.20] But I don't mind, no, it's fine 'cause she's all
[03:08.33] That I'm there for
[03:11.65] And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
[03:14.10] The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew
[03:18.12] And the toast is always soggy
[03:20.82] But I hardly notice
[03:22.95] And the food takes such a long time to get made
[03:25.42] Even when I'm the only person in the café
[03:29.66] And my table's always wobbly
[03:32.30] But I hardly notice
[03:33.51]
[00:09.94] Just a, ah... big breakfast and a large black coffee, thanks
[00:14.26] Cheers
[00:15.51] I love you
[00:17.66] And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
[00:20.78] The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew
[00:24.56] And the toast is always soggy
[00:27.45] But I hardly notice
[00:29.53] And the food takes such a long time to get made
[00:32.24] Even when I'm the only person in the café
[00:36.00] And my table's always wobbly
[00:38.78] But I hardly notice
[00:41.24] You're probably thinking, why would I even bother eating there
[00:44.19] On a daily basis? There's heaps of other places on offer
[00:47.13] I won't change to another place if the bacon is rubber
[00:49.88] And the taste of the cuppa makes you pull faces and splutter
[00:52.71] It's the waitress, I love her, the way she clears plates with a clutter
[00:55.66] Makes my heart race and it flutters, I know it's crazy to love a
[00:58.55] Lady that's basically just a stranger with an apron down her
[01:02.36] Brother, I don't need to ask her name and number
[01:03.82] 'Cause this relationship is built on breakfast
[01:10.55] I'm waiting on her just to wait on me
[01:15.53] And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
[01:18.62] The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew
[01:22.44] And the toast is always soggy
[01:25.10] But I hardly notice
[01:27.40] And the food takes such a long time to get made
[01:29.91] Even when I'm the only person in the café
[01:33.92] And my table's always wobbly
[01:36.83] But I hardly notice
[01:38.99] She says "Hi" to me, "Bye" to me, "That'll be five-ninety-five" to me
[01:42.48] I don't really mind, that's all right with me
[01:44.97] I just smile and eat, sometimes we mightn't speak for like a week
[01:48.35] She knows during my quiet times I like to be alone
[01:51.00] And write a poem with my headphones
[01:53.13] Newspaper, bacon fried up, poached egg, slice of toast
[01:56.24] A long black, but the beans are always burnt
[01:58.76] And if the cup is dirty, she just cleans it with her shirt
[02:02.59] I wonder if she's my ideal girl
[02:05.08] And what would happen if we dated in the real world
[02:07.90] Nah, I don't think it would work
[02:10.29] I wouldn't wanna risk what we have and have to tip 'cause of that
[02:13.56] Besides, this relationship is built on breakfast
[02:19.84] I'm waiting on her just to wait on me
[02:24.70] And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
[02:28.09] The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew
[02:31.73] And the toast is always soggy
[02:34.40] But I hardly notice
[02:36.76] And the food takes such a long time to get made
[02:39.29] Even when I'm the only person in the café
[02:43.47] And my table's always wobbly
[02:46.09] But I hardly notice
[02:48.24] And it don't matter that the bacon I eat's cold
[02:50.70] And it's okay the newspapers are weeks old
[02:53.91] But I don't mind, no, it's fine 'cause she's all
[02:56.89] That I'm there for
[02:59.51] And it don't matter that the bacon I eat's cold
[03:02.42] And it's okay the newspapers are weeks old
[03:05.20] But I don't mind, no, it's fine 'cause she's all
[03:08.33] That I'm there for
[03:11.65] And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon
[03:14.10] The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew
[03:18.12] And the toast is always soggy
[03:20.82] But I hardly notice
[03:22.95] And the food takes such a long time to get made
[03:25.42] Even when I'm the only person in the café
[03:29.66] And my table's always wobbly
[03:32.30] But I hardly notice
[03:33.51]