Full Mast

[00:40.93] We docked Port at noon, south of Seattle
[00:45.19] I was chomping down on some glorious cattle
[00:49.17] For tonight we were going on a casino crawl
[00:53.73] Gamble our treasure, pleasure for all
[00:57.78] The first place we went, had an oderous stench
[01:01.52] A smelly old hobo, and an ugly old wench
[01:05.77] I hoppped up to her, and winked in her direction
[01:09.71] She gazed her eyes down to my pirate erection
[01:14.88] With that we made haste
[01:19.43] Into the night, what a sight
[01:23.37] There's more to enjoy
[01:26.26] Now let's go, ahoy!
[01:30.22] Well we drunk, and we danced
[01:32.50] With my good eye I glanced
[01:34.64] A hotter wench
[01:36.23] With my hook at full mast
[01:38.77] Such a beauty, what a booty
[01:40.82] I whipped out my flask
[01:42.64] To have a drink
[01:44.55] With my hook at full mast
[01:50.83] So I ditched that old carp, and put on my hat
[01:55.20] I'm Captain Yarrface; I'm better than that
[01:59.39] I stumbled up, to the new bird I spied
[02:03.39] I gave her the wink, worked last time I tried
[02:07.66] To my surprise, she fell at me knees
[02:11.86] Pulled down my pants, and what did she see?
[02:15.84] She wasn't impressed, she'd seen it before
[02:19.75] Though my rusty old cannon was standing full bore
[02:24.94] I picked up my hat
[02:29.03] My pants and my gun, now let's run
[02:33.38] There's more to enjoy
[02:36.18] Now let's go, ahoy!
[02:40.30] Well we drunk, and we danced
[02:42.64] With my good eye I glanced
[02:44.30] A hotter wench
[02:46.58] With my hook at full mast
[02:48.86] Such a beauty, what a booty
[02:50.67] I whipped out my flask
[02:52.57] To have a drink
[02:54.44] With my hook at full mast
[02:57.94]
[03:46.70] Hold on a second
[03:48.43] Somebody's stolen my hat
[03:50.61] I'm gonna kill everyone in this fucking pub
[03:53.73] Starting with you
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