Something In The Water (Does Not Compute) (2019 Remaster)

Some people tell me I got great legs
Can't figure out why you make me beg
Does not compute, don't not compute
You think you're special, well so do I
Why do special women make me cry?
Does not compute, baby
Some don't compute

Must be something in the water they drink
It's been the same with every girl I've had
Must be something in the water they drink
Why else would a woman want to treat a man so bad?

Some think I'm kinda smart
Why must a fella stop with you before he start
It do not compute
I'd buy you clothing, buy you fancy cars
But you gotta talk to me, baby
Tell me who you really are

Must be something in the water they drink
It's been the same with every girl I've had
Must be something in the water they drink
Why else would a woman want to treat a man so bad?

Must be something in the water they drink
It's been the same with every girl I've had
Must be something in the water they drink
'Cause why else would a woman want to treat a man so bad?
Good Lord

I said, must be something in the water you drink
It's been the same with every girl I've had
Must be something in the water you drink
Why else would a woman want to treat a man so bad?