The World Doesn't Need Another Podcast
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โฑ๏ธ 3:03 duration
๐ ID: 5068685
๐ Lyrics
Hey, you there!
Huh, who, me?
Yes, you!
You know what the world needs right now?
Another podcast!
Wow, disembodied announcer voice
That's great!
I was just thinking of starting one!
I know you were
Why don't you start by telling us what your idea is?
Huh, you know, I don't actually have a concrete idea
I was thinking of just, you know
Sittin' down with some friends and
Shootin' the breeze
Wow, what a creative concept
I'm sure no one's ever thought of that before
Wow, you really think so?
Haha, no
It sounds like something that someone with no creativity,
Originality, or a sense of purpose would come up with
In order to further dilute the pool of good podcasts!
Ahaha, oh.
Do you have any experience with audio editing?
Ahah, well, no, but I'm eager to learn!
You really think you can compete with people
Who already have audio editing experience?
Of course you can't!
Your podcast is probably going to be so low quality
It's unlistenable!
But that's okay,
You and every other schmuck
Are still gonna think that your shit's good!
Ahaha, well, that's the thing
I mean I, I am genuinely eager to improve,
So.
You want to make a podcast that can be done by literally anyone
Thus creating a product that will get four viewers,
All of them friends and family,
None of them actually wanting to listen to you speak!
I bet you'll spend a thousand dollars on a mic
Just to produce garbage, boring content
That drones on and on
That the world doesn't need!
What's this really about, disembodied announcer voice?
It's not about anything
Wh-what-what this is about
Is, is you realizing that the art you're creating
Has no place in this world
No, I mean, like what is this actually about?
You know, disembodied announcer voice
It's okay to tell me how you feel
I won't judge you
When I was a kid, I really wanted to be a radio announcer
And, my teacher told me that
I had no chance of ever getting on the radio
Because m-my voice wasn't good enough
And after I heard that, I-
I gave up
I am truly sorry, disembodied announcer voice
That, that is a terrible thing to tell a child
Yeah, yeah I'm sorry too
Would you maybe wanna come on my podcast as a guest?
I would like that very much
Huh, who, me?
Yes, you!
You know what the world needs right now?
Another podcast!
Wow, disembodied announcer voice
That's great!
I was just thinking of starting one!
I know you were
Why don't you start by telling us what your idea is?
Huh, you know, I don't actually have a concrete idea
I was thinking of just, you know
Sittin' down with some friends and
Shootin' the breeze
Wow, what a creative concept
I'm sure no one's ever thought of that before
Wow, you really think so?
Haha, no
It sounds like something that someone with no creativity,
Originality, or a sense of purpose would come up with
In order to further dilute the pool of good podcasts!
Ahaha, oh.
Do you have any experience with audio editing?
Ahah, well, no, but I'm eager to learn!
You really think you can compete with people
Who already have audio editing experience?
Of course you can't!
Your podcast is probably going to be so low quality
It's unlistenable!
But that's okay,
You and every other schmuck
Are still gonna think that your shit's good!
Ahaha, well, that's the thing
I mean I, I am genuinely eager to improve,
So.
You want to make a podcast that can be done by literally anyone
Thus creating a product that will get four viewers,
All of them friends and family,
None of them actually wanting to listen to you speak!
I bet you'll spend a thousand dollars on a mic
Just to produce garbage, boring content
That drones on and on
That the world doesn't need!
What's this really about, disembodied announcer voice?
It's not about anything
Wh-what-what this is about
Is, is you realizing that the art you're creating
Has no place in this world
No, I mean, like what is this actually about?
You know, disembodied announcer voice
It's okay to tell me how you feel
I won't judge you
When I was a kid, I really wanted to be a radio announcer
And, my teacher told me that
I had no chance of ever getting on the radio
Because m-my voice wasn't good enough
And after I heard that, I-
I gave up
I am truly sorry, disembodied announcer voice
That, that is a terrible thing to tell a child
Yeah, yeah I'm sorry too
Would you maybe wanna come on my podcast as a guest?
I would like that very much