I Fell in Love With a Female Plumber from Harlesden NW10

I was sitting in the kitchen eating some toast
All of sudden I heard a knock
I opened up the front door
She was standing there with a ballcock
She said I am a female plumber
Is there anything you want me to mend?
So she serviced my washing machine
And got the fluff out my S bend
Yahoo!

I fell in love with a female plumber
From Harlesden NW10
I cant wait to see her again
I cant wait to see her again

I fell in love with a female plumber
From Harlesden NW10
I cant wait to see her again
The plumber from NW10

Then she went out in the garden
To fix the drains under the fence
And then she came back inside
And hit me with a monkey wrench
Then she made some fine adjustments
To the inners of my WC
And I found this the perfect opportunity
To make her a cup of tea!

I fell in love with a female plumber
From Harlesden NW10
I cant wait to see her again
I cant wait to see her again

I fell in love with a female plumber
From Harlesden NW10
I cant wait to see her again
The plumber from NW10

That female plumbers got the better of me
She's got me out of Beck and Call
And when she's got a puncture in her hand
She makes me feel so small
I never ever thought that knock
Would make such a change to my life
And now I've got an house full of vomit
And a plumber for a wife
Yahoo!

I fell in love with a female plumber
From Harlesden NW10
I cant wait to see her again
I cant wait to see her again

I fell in love with a female plumber
From Harlesden NW10
I cant wait to see her again
The plumber from NW10