Cold Callers
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β±οΈ 6:00 duration
π ID: 5078924
π Lyrics
Who's that knocking upon my door?
A witness of God with his sworn and his whore
I told them I'm a witΡh, I said I'm gay
But that bastards still won't go away
There's no use starting a big discussion
There's a twisted answer for every question
Jesus loves me and wishes me well
But if I don't want him I'll burn in hell
They call you on the phone
They knock at your door
Approach you with their clipboards
When you're shopping in the store
Cold caller person, why can't you see?
Whatever you're selling is no use to me
They call you when you're eating
Or when you're in the bath
Or when you're making love
That really makes me laugh
Why do they find it so amazing?
I don't want double fucking blazing
Tell them to piss off, don't feel mean
If you don't want your windows clean
Who's that now? An insurance man calling
Slam the door, shout something appalling
Find out their adresses and their telephone numbers
Post them on the web and get all and asunder
Phone them all night and all that shit
Annoy them in the streets, see how they like it
They call you on the phone
They knock at your door
Approach you with their clipboard
When you're shopping in the store
Cold caller salesperson, why can't you see?
Whatever you're selling is no use to me
They call you when you're eating
Or when you're in the bath
Or when you're making love
That really makes me laugh
Why do they find it so amazing?
I don't want double fucking blazing
What's this spam in my mailbox?
Selling viagra and cures for the pox
Enlarge your penis, what kind of a crack
Sends a woman a message like that?
We'll start a website, track them down
Run the bastards out of town
Phone them up, swear and cuss
Do to them what they do to us!
They call you on the phone
They knock at your door
Approach you with their clipboard
When you're shopping in the store
Cold caller salesperson, why can't you see?
Whatever you're selling is no use to me
They call you when you're eating
Or when you're in the bath
Or when you're making love
That really makes me laugh
Why do they find it so amazing?
I don't want double fucking blazing
Who's that knocking upon my door?
A witness of God with his sworn and his whore
I told them I'm a witΡh, I said I'm gay
But that bastards still won't go away
There's no use starting a big discussion
There's a twisted answer for every question
Jesus loves me and wishes me well
But if I don't want him I'll burn in hell
A witness of God with his sworn and his whore
I told them I'm a witΡh, I said I'm gay
But that bastards still won't go away
There's no use starting a big discussion
There's a twisted answer for every question
Jesus loves me and wishes me well
But if I don't want him I'll burn in hell
They call you on the phone
They knock at your door
Approach you with their clipboards
When you're shopping in the store
Cold caller person, why can't you see?
Whatever you're selling is no use to me
They call you when you're eating
Or when you're in the bath
Or when you're making love
That really makes me laugh
Why do they find it so amazing?
I don't want double fucking blazing
Tell them to piss off, don't feel mean
If you don't want your windows clean
Who's that now? An insurance man calling
Slam the door, shout something appalling
Find out their adresses and their telephone numbers
Post them on the web and get all and asunder
Phone them all night and all that shit
Annoy them in the streets, see how they like it
They call you on the phone
They knock at your door
Approach you with their clipboard
When you're shopping in the store
Cold caller salesperson, why can't you see?
Whatever you're selling is no use to me
They call you when you're eating
Or when you're in the bath
Or when you're making love
That really makes me laugh
Why do they find it so amazing?
I don't want double fucking blazing
What's this spam in my mailbox?
Selling viagra and cures for the pox
Enlarge your penis, what kind of a crack
Sends a woman a message like that?
We'll start a website, track them down
Run the bastards out of town
Phone them up, swear and cuss
Do to them what they do to us!
They call you on the phone
They knock at your door
Approach you with their clipboard
When you're shopping in the store
Cold caller salesperson, why can't you see?
Whatever you're selling is no use to me
They call you when you're eating
Or when you're in the bath
Or when you're making love
That really makes me laugh
Why do they find it so amazing?
I don't want double fucking blazing
Who's that knocking upon my door?
A witness of God with his sworn and his whore
I told them I'm a witΡh, I said I'm gay
But that bastards still won't go away
There's no use starting a big discussion
There's a twisted answer for every question
Jesus loves me and wishes me well
But if I don't want him I'll burn in hell
β±οΈ Synced Lyrics
[00:21.50] Who's that knocking upon my door?
[00:24.80] A witness of God with his sworn and his whore
[00:28.24] I told them I'm a witΡh, I said I'm gay
[00:31.71] But that bastards still won't go away
[00:35.31] There's no use starting a big discussion
[00:39.07] There's a twisted answer for every question
[00:42.67] Jesus loves me and wishes me well
[00:45.87] But if I don't want him I'll burn in hell
[00:49.92]
[00:57.20] They call you on the phone
[00:58.59] They knock at your door
[01:00.32] Approach you with their clipboards
[01:02.16] When you're shopping in the store
[01:04.03] Cold caller person, why can't you see?
[01:07.15] Whatever you're selling is no use to me
[01:11.47] They call you when you're eating
[01:12.96] Or when you're in the bath
[01:14.72] Or when you're making love
[01:16.59] That really makes me laugh
[01:18.32] Why do they find it so amazing?
[01:21.84] I don't want double fucking blazing
[01:25.49]
[01:39.89] Tell them to piss off, don't feel mean
[01:42.75] If you don't want your windows clean
[01:46.29] Who's that now? An insurance man calling
[01:50.11] Slam the door, shout something appalling
[01:53.89] Find out their adresses and their telephone numbers
[01:57.25] Post them on the web and get all and asunder
[02:00.59] Phone them all night and all that shit
[02:04.43] Annoy them in the streets, see how they like it
[02:08.37]
[02:15.63] They call you on the phone
[02:16.85] They knock at your door
[02:18.61] Approach you with their clipboard
[02:20.45] When you're shopping in the store
[02:22.21] Cold caller salesperson, why can't you see?
[02:25.63] Whatever you're selling is no use to me
[02:29.49] They call you when you're eating
[02:31.07] Or when you're in the bath
[02:32.99] Or when you're making love
[02:34.43] That really makes me laugh
[02:36.67] Why do they find it so amazing?
[02:40.06] I don't want double fucking blazing
[02:44.22]
[03:05.24] What's this spam in my mailbox?
[03:08.44] Selling viagra and cures for the pox
[03:11.96] Enlarge your penis, what kind of a crack
[03:15.37] Sends a woman a message like that?
[03:19.21] We'll start a website, track them down
[03:22.33] Run the bastards out of town
[03:26.28] Phone them up, swear and cuss
[03:29.93] Do to them what they do to us!
[03:33.77]
[03:40.73] They call you on the phone
[03:42.17] They knock at your door
[03:44.01] Approach you with their clipboard
[03:45.93] When you're shopping in the store
[03:47.58] Cold caller salesperson, why can't you see?
[03:50.97] Whatever you're selling is no use to me
[03:54.62] They call you when you're eating
[03:56.41] Or when you're in the bath
[03:58.30] Or when you're making love
[04:00.01] That really makes me laugh
[04:01.77] Why do they find it so amazing?
[04:05.26] I don't want double fucking blazing
[04:09.18]
[04:44.81] Who's that knocking upon my door?
[04:47.98] A witness of God with his sworn and his whore
[04:51.58] I told them I'm a witΡh, I said I'm gay
[04:55.05] But that bastards still won't go away
[04:58.89] There's no use starting a big discussion
[05:02.17] There's a twisted answer for every question
[05:05.79] Jesus loves me and wishes me well
[05:08.99] But if I don't want him I'll burn in hell
[05:13.02]
[00:24.80] A witness of God with his sworn and his whore
[00:28.24] I told them I'm a witΡh, I said I'm gay
[00:31.71] But that bastards still won't go away
[00:35.31] There's no use starting a big discussion
[00:39.07] There's a twisted answer for every question
[00:42.67] Jesus loves me and wishes me well
[00:45.87] But if I don't want him I'll burn in hell
[00:49.92]
[00:57.20] They call you on the phone
[00:58.59] They knock at your door
[01:00.32] Approach you with their clipboards
[01:02.16] When you're shopping in the store
[01:04.03] Cold caller person, why can't you see?
[01:07.15] Whatever you're selling is no use to me
[01:11.47] They call you when you're eating
[01:12.96] Or when you're in the bath
[01:14.72] Or when you're making love
[01:16.59] That really makes me laugh
[01:18.32] Why do they find it so amazing?
[01:21.84] I don't want double fucking blazing
[01:25.49]
[01:39.89] Tell them to piss off, don't feel mean
[01:42.75] If you don't want your windows clean
[01:46.29] Who's that now? An insurance man calling
[01:50.11] Slam the door, shout something appalling
[01:53.89] Find out their adresses and their telephone numbers
[01:57.25] Post them on the web and get all and asunder
[02:00.59] Phone them all night and all that shit
[02:04.43] Annoy them in the streets, see how they like it
[02:08.37]
[02:15.63] They call you on the phone
[02:16.85] They knock at your door
[02:18.61] Approach you with their clipboard
[02:20.45] When you're shopping in the store
[02:22.21] Cold caller salesperson, why can't you see?
[02:25.63] Whatever you're selling is no use to me
[02:29.49] They call you when you're eating
[02:31.07] Or when you're in the bath
[02:32.99] Or when you're making love
[02:34.43] That really makes me laugh
[02:36.67] Why do they find it so amazing?
[02:40.06] I don't want double fucking blazing
[02:44.22]
[03:05.24] What's this spam in my mailbox?
[03:08.44] Selling viagra and cures for the pox
[03:11.96] Enlarge your penis, what kind of a crack
[03:15.37] Sends a woman a message like that?
[03:19.21] We'll start a website, track them down
[03:22.33] Run the bastards out of town
[03:26.28] Phone them up, swear and cuss
[03:29.93] Do to them what they do to us!
[03:33.77]
[03:40.73] They call you on the phone
[03:42.17] They knock at your door
[03:44.01] Approach you with their clipboard
[03:45.93] When you're shopping in the store
[03:47.58] Cold caller salesperson, why can't you see?
[03:50.97] Whatever you're selling is no use to me
[03:54.62] They call you when you're eating
[03:56.41] Or when you're in the bath
[03:58.30] Or when you're making love
[04:00.01] That really makes me laugh
[04:01.77] Why do they find it so amazing?
[04:05.26] I don't want double fucking blazing
[04:09.18]
[04:44.81] Who's that knocking upon my door?
[04:47.98] A witness of God with his sworn and his whore
[04:51.58] I told them I'm a witΡh, I said I'm gay
[04:55.05] But that bastards still won't go away
[04:58.89] There's no use starting a big discussion
[05:02.17] There's a twisted answer for every question
[05:05.79] Jesus loves me and wishes me well
[05:08.99] But if I don't want him I'll burn in hell
[05:13.02]