The Marrying Kind

[00:00.22] If you leave her now
[00:01.74] Your never goin to see her again never
[00:06.30] Now shes gonna need a shoulder to cry on
[00:10.58] Shes gonna need a friend
[00:14.47] Shes gonna need a pillowcase something to put those tears on
[00:20.82] And I've got some purple satin lacies
[00:23.93] One seond later than the second your gone
[00:27.42] She's gonna miss you at first
[00:31.71] But then shes gonna buy me things
[00:35.29] Thats when Im gonna lay her
[00:37.31] 'Cross my piano stool and sing to her
[00:42.23] Honey I tried to tell him
[00:44.37] That you were the marrying kind
[00:48.25] A faithful one man woman
[00:51.42] The best he would ever find
[00:54.72] I guess he wasnt trying to hear that
[00:58.18] So there aint nothing left to say
[01:01.99] I tried to tell him if you run to me
[01:06.20] I wont run away
[01:15.03] If you leave her now
[01:17.06] You'll never get another glimpse
[01:22.47] Im goin' to lace her with enough ice to recap the poles
[01:25.99] There might be another solar eclipse
[01:30.02] Shes gonna find
[01:31.38] Bath water hot enough to be touched (oh man, porkchop is hurtin)
[01:36.88] Im gonna put her on the same diet Missy went on
[01:40.16] You know she eat too much
[01:42.83] Tonight, shes gonna miss you at first
[01:46.93] But then she'll get used to me
[01:50.34] All of the tricks I would try
[01:53.57] To make her take this ring and make love to me
[01:56.76] I tried to tell him
[02:00.29] That you were the marrying kind
[02:03.59] A faithful one man woman
[02:07.93] The best he would ever find
[02:10.86] I guess he wasnt trying to hear that
[02:14.50] So there aint nothing left to say
[02:18.37] I tried to tell him if you run to me
[02:23.59] I wont run away
[02:29.01] Run away
[02:32.18] Run away
[02:36.01] Run away
[02:46.16] Dont run away
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