If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium

If it's Tuesday this must be Belgium
If it's Wednesday this must be Rome
If it's Thursday this must be Montrose
I fear I never wanna go home

If this is London why ain't it raining?
The sun is shining on St. Paul's dome
If this is real then I must be dreaming
Can't wait to tell the folks back home

Can't wait to tell the folks back home

If it's Tuesday this must be Belgium
If it's Wednesday this must be Rome
If it's Thursday this must be Montrose
I fear I never wanna go home

I fear I never wanna go home