You Always Want to Bomb the Middle East
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โฑ๏ธ 3:47 duration
๐ ID: 5104057
๐ Lyrics
He's tall
He's lean
He reeks of gasoline
And he has perfect credit, if you know what I mean
He is the air conditioning man
And he is keeping you cool with his giant fan
And I, on the other hand
I hope this bagel will never end
But he's your ruthless dictator
He's your enlightened plutocrat
He is dancing on the table in a shirt made of hats
You didn't start the bonfire of the vanities
But you're tossing in our clothes and our humanities
And once a year, we act like we were glad you were born
You always want to bomb the Middle East on the weekend
When we could be cutting grass or eating cheese with your girlfriend
We could learn to read and write in Portuguese or Korean
But you always want to bomb the Middle East
You always want to bomb the Middle East on vacation
When we could just write a novel or recline in frustration
We could occupy the park across the street with a squirt gun
But you always want to bomb the Middle East
It's crude
It's rude
It's full of toxins dude
It's the underground hero to a special few
It ain't broke so don't fix it
And never change
No matter what
Meanwhile I?
I'm going to back school
I've been eating mush all week and it's time for round food
But he's your ruthless dictator
He's your straw man strongman
He's taking you to the Cinderella's Castle of Shame at Disneyland
We didn't start the bonfire of the vanities
But we're tossing in our clothes and our humanities
And once a year, we act like we were glad you were born
You always want to bomb the Middle East on the weekend
When we could be cutting grass or eating cheese with your girlfriend
We could learn to read and write in Portuguese or Korean
But you always want to bomb the Middle East
You always want to bomb the Middle East on vacation
When we could just write a paean or recline in frustration
You could occupy the park across the street with a Nerf gun
But you always want to bomb the Middle East
I didn't start the bonfire of the vanities
But I'm tossing in my clothes and my humanity
And once a year, I act like I was glad I was born
You always want to bomb the Middle East on the weekend
When we could be cutting grass or planting trees with your girlfriend
We could learn to read and write in Cantonese or Italian
But you always want to bomb the Middle East
You always want to bomb the Middle East on vacation
When we could just write a poem or recline in frustration
You could occupy the park across the street with a squirt gun
But you always want to bomb the Middle East
You always want to bomb the Middle East
He's lean
He reeks of gasoline
And he has perfect credit, if you know what I mean
He is the air conditioning man
And he is keeping you cool with his giant fan
And I, on the other hand
I hope this bagel will never end
But he's your ruthless dictator
He's your enlightened plutocrat
He is dancing on the table in a shirt made of hats
You didn't start the bonfire of the vanities
But you're tossing in our clothes and our humanities
And once a year, we act like we were glad you were born
You always want to bomb the Middle East on the weekend
When we could be cutting grass or eating cheese with your girlfriend
We could learn to read and write in Portuguese or Korean
But you always want to bomb the Middle East
You always want to bomb the Middle East on vacation
When we could just write a novel or recline in frustration
We could occupy the park across the street with a squirt gun
But you always want to bomb the Middle East
It's crude
It's rude
It's full of toxins dude
It's the underground hero to a special few
It ain't broke so don't fix it
And never change
No matter what
Meanwhile I?
I'm going to back school
I've been eating mush all week and it's time for round food
But he's your ruthless dictator
He's your straw man strongman
He's taking you to the Cinderella's Castle of Shame at Disneyland
We didn't start the bonfire of the vanities
But we're tossing in our clothes and our humanities
And once a year, we act like we were glad you were born
You always want to bomb the Middle East on the weekend
When we could be cutting grass or eating cheese with your girlfriend
We could learn to read and write in Portuguese or Korean
But you always want to bomb the Middle East
You always want to bomb the Middle East on vacation
When we could just write a paean or recline in frustration
You could occupy the park across the street with a Nerf gun
But you always want to bomb the Middle East
I didn't start the bonfire of the vanities
But I'm tossing in my clothes and my humanity
And once a year, I act like I was glad I was born
You always want to bomb the Middle East on the weekend
When we could be cutting grass or planting trees with your girlfriend
We could learn to read and write in Cantonese or Italian
But you always want to bomb the Middle East
You always want to bomb the Middle East on vacation
When we could just write a poem or recline in frustration
You could occupy the park across the street with a squirt gun
But you always want to bomb the Middle East
You always want to bomb the Middle East
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:12.19] He's tall
[00:13.15] He's lean
[00:13.94] He reeks of gasoline
[00:15.34] And he has perfect credit, if you know what I mean
[00:17.90] He is the air conditioning man
[00:20.59] And he is keeping you cool with his giant fan
[00:23.82] And I, on the other hand
[00:26.92] I hope this bagel will never end
[00:29.39] But he's your ruthless dictator
[00:31.07] He's your enlightened plutocrat
[00:32.54] He is dancing on the table in a shirt made of hats
[00:35.89] You didn't start the bonfire of the vanities
[00:38.70] But you're tossing in our clothes and our humanities
[00:41.74] And once a year, we act like we were glad you were born
[00:47.70] You always want to bomb the Middle East on the weekend
[00:50.10] When we could be cutting grass or eating cheese with your girlfriend
[00:53.09] We could learn to read and write in Portuguese or Korean
[00:55.97] But you always want to bomb the Middle East
[00:59.00] You always want to bomb the Middle East on vacation
[01:01.83] When we could just write a novel or recline in frustration
[01:04.86] We could occupy the park across the street with a squirt gun
[01:07.77] But you always want to bomb the Middle East
[01:10.79] It's crude
[01:11.62] It's rude
[01:12.32] It's full of toxins dude
[01:13.53] It's the underground hero to a special few
[01:16.78] It ain't broke so don't fix it
[01:19.89] And never change
[01:21.33] No matter what
[01:22.37] Meanwhile I?
[01:23.62] I'm going to back school
[01:24.98] I've been eating mush all week and it's time for round food
[01:28.05] But he's your ruthless dictator
[01:29.58] He's your straw man strongman
[01:31.16] He's taking you to the Cinderella's Castle of Shame at Disneyland
[01:34.51] We didn't start the bonfire of the vanities
[01:37.38] But we're tossing in our clothes and our humanities
[01:40.21] And once a year, we act like we were glad you were born
[01:46.00] You always want to bomb the Middle East on the weekend
[01:48.67] When we could be cutting grass or eating cheese with your girlfriend
[01:51.61] We could learn to read and write in Portuguese or Korean
[01:54.44] But you always want to bomb the Middle East
[01:57.54] You always want to bomb the Middle East on vacation
[02:00.36] When we could just write a paean or recline in frustration
[02:03.31] You could occupy the park across the street with a Nerf gun
[02:06.27] But you always want to bomb the Middle East
[02:56.71] I didn't start the bonfire of the vanities
[02:59.19] But I'm tossing in my clothes and my humanity
[03:02.23] And once a year, I act like I was glad I was born
[03:07.94] You always want to bomb the Middle East on the weekend
[03:10.65] When we could be cutting grass or planting trees with your girlfriend
[03:13.54] We could learn to read and write in Cantonese or Italian
[03:16.45] But you always want to bomb the Middle East
[03:19.50] You always want to bomb the Middle East on vacation
[03:22.23] When we could just write a poem or recline in frustration
[03:25.22] You could occupy the park across the street with a squirt gun
[03:28.22] But you always want to bomb the Middle East
[03:40.20] You always want to bomb the Middle East
[00:13.15] He's lean
[00:13.94] He reeks of gasoline
[00:15.34] And he has perfect credit, if you know what I mean
[00:17.90] He is the air conditioning man
[00:20.59] And he is keeping you cool with his giant fan
[00:23.82] And I, on the other hand
[00:26.92] I hope this bagel will never end
[00:29.39] But he's your ruthless dictator
[00:31.07] He's your enlightened plutocrat
[00:32.54] He is dancing on the table in a shirt made of hats
[00:35.89] You didn't start the bonfire of the vanities
[00:38.70] But you're tossing in our clothes and our humanities
[00:41.74] And once a year, we act like we were glad you were born
[00:47.70] You always want to bomb the Middle East on the weekend
[00:50.10] When we could be cutting grass or eating cheese with your girlfriend
[00:53.09] We could learn to read and write in Portuguese or Korean
[00:55.97] But you always want to bomb the Middle East
[00:59.00] You always want to bomb the Middle East on vacation
[01:01.83] When we could just write a novel or recline in frustration
[01:04.86] We could occupy the park across the street with a squirt gun
[01:07.77] But you always want to bomb the Middle East
[01:10.79] It's crude
[01:11.62] It's rude
[01:12.32] It's full of toxins dude
[01:13.53] It's the underground hero to a special few
[01:16.78] It ain't broke so don't fix it
[01:19.89] And never change
[01:21.33] No matter what
[01:22.37] Meanwhile I?
[01:23.62] I'm going to back school
[01:24.98] I've been eating mush all week and it's time for round food
[01:28.05] But he's your ruthless dictator
[01:29.58] He's your straw man strongman
[01:31.16] He's taking you to the Cinderella's Castle of Shame at Disneyland
[01:34.51] We didn't start the bonfire of the vanities
[01:37.38] But we're tossing in our clothes and our humanities
[01:40.21] And once a year, we act like we were glad you were born
[01:46.00] You always want to bomb the Middle East on the weekend
[01:48.67] When we could be cutting grass or eating cheese with your girlfriend
[01:51.61] We could learn to read and write in Portuguese or Korean
[01:54.44] But you always want to bomb the Middle East
[01:57.54] You always want to bomb the Middle East on vacation
[02:00.36] When we could just write a paean or recline in frustration
[02:03.31] You could occupy the park across the street with a Nerf gun
[02:06.27] But you always want to bomb the Middle East
[02:56.71] I didn't start the bonfire of the vanities
[02:59.19] But I'm tossing in my clothes and my humanity
[03:02.23] And once a year, I act like I was glad I was born
[03:07.94] You always want to bomb the Middle East on the weekend
[03:10.65] When we could be cutting grass or planting trees with your girlfriend
[03:13.54] We could learn to read and write in Cantonese or Italian
[03:16.45] But you always want to bomb the Middle East
[03:19.50] You always want to bomb the Middle East on vacation
[03:22.23] When we could just write a poem or recline in frustration
[03:25.22] You could occupy the park across the street with a squirt gun
[03:28.22] But you always want to bomb the Middle East
[03:40.20] You always want to bomb the Middle East