Feeling Groovy

[00:03.73] I'm feeling so sick, someone get me a beer
[00:07.14] My life is a shambles, you know I'm a Queer
[00:10.83] My head it really pounds and pounds
[00:12.79] Records just go round and round
[00:14.49] Mom and Dad - they just hate my guts
[00:16.49] The only girls I know are sluts
[00:17.96] Say I'm deeply troubled
[00:19.57] Oh I shake my head it just ain't so
[00:21.73] Daddy beat me with a hose
[00:23.34] Got kicked out of the Webelos
[00:25.14] Feeling so groovy
[00:26.72] I'm feeling so groovy
[00:28.57] I'm feeling so groovy it sucks
[00:36.09] Phone's disconnected, hey I'll never learn
[00:39.11] Just eleven more months 'til my income tax returns
[00:42.64] I'm really not that dumb you know
[00:44.50] Got lots of beer and Tuinols
[00:46.37] Ran over Rin Tin Tin today
[00:48.36] His Alpo's mine now, hey it's great
[00:50.07] Say I'm deeply troubled
[00:51.67] Oh I shake my head it just ain't so
[00:53.53] Daddy beat me with a hose
[00:55.20] Kicked out of the Webelos
[00:57.53] (Chorus)
[01:06.00] Well I was walking down the street
[01:08.12] With my head held high
[01:09.93] Thinking everything was alright
[01:13.24] When a big fat bird came and shit on my head
[01:16.34] Man that's the story of my life
[01:20.81] Feeling so sick, someone get me a beer
[01:24.86] My life is a shambles, you know I'm Joe Queer
[01:27.58] I'm not really that dumb you know
[01:29.46] Got lots of beer and Tuinols
[01:31.19] Ran over Rin Tin TIn today
[01:32.87] His Alpo's mine now, hey it's great
[01:34.85] Say I'm deeply troubled
[01:36.68] Oh I shake my head it just ain't so
[01:37.94] I've gone completely out of hand
[01:39.92] I want Dan Vapid in my band
[01:41.72] (Chorus)
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