I Can't Stop Farting

[00:07.86] Last night I had burritos and drank a lot of beer
[00:15.47] And now a funny smell is emanating from my rear
[00:18.27] My girlfriend tries to hold her nose and falls into a swoon
[00:21.33] I got a problem and I don't know what to do...
[00:25.30] HELP!
[00:27.13] I can't stop farting (x4)
[00:43.00] My flatulent ass sounds like 27 ducks
[00:48.92] I sit and try to take a shit but I'm shit outta luck
[00:51.73] Mt sphincter rears it's ugly head as I clear out the room
[00:55.14] I gotta problem and I don't know what to do...
[00:59.44] HELP!
[01:00.61] I can't stop farting...
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