Big Fine Thing

Slip, stumble, legs akimbo
Now you're center stage
Thank all the little people
Beauty pageant ways

Won't have it your way
Upstage every scene
'Cause it's such a small world
Oh, you big fine thing

Cake up the makeup for some uninvited shots
You're so thumbs-up, dear
So world premiere, so what?

Won't have it your way
Upstage every scene
'Cause it's such a small world
Oh, you big fine thing

Oh, you don't look that good, you big fine thing
You don't look that good, you big fine thing
I don't want it, no, no
I don't need it
I don't need it

Won't have it your way
Upstage every scene
'Cause it's such a small world
Oh, you big fine thing

I don't want it, no, no
I don't need it, no, no
I don't want it, no, no

I don't want it, no, no
I don't need it, no, no
I don't want it, no, no