Modern Love

[00:10.73] Ooh
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[00:27.78] Hey, I'm feeling so dirty, you're looking so clean
[00:35.73] And all you can give is a spin in your washing machine
[00:43.78] I fly off to Rome to my prima bella
[00:47.95] She leaves me in the rain with telescopic umbrella
[00:51.74] Aah the pain
[00:54.48] Modern love can be a strain
[00:59.18] Aah the pain
[01:02.86] Modern love can be a strain
[01:08.06] I trusted my Venus was untouched in her shell
[01:15.06] But the pearls and the balls in her oysters were tacky as hell
[01:23.35] For Lady Godiva I came incognito
[01:27.76] The driver had stolen her red hot magneto
[01:31.52] Aah the pain
[01:34.20] Modern love can be a strain
[01:38.44] Aah the pain
[01:41.66] Modern love can be a strain
[01:50.94] I don't know why they leave me in the lurch
[01:54.48] To carry on the search
[01:56.33] It's driving me up the wall
[02:00.02] When I have so much passion
[02:02.64] Romance is out of fashion
[02:04.60] Can't handle modern love at all
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[02:30.98] Hey, I worship Diana by the light of the moon
[02:39.17] When I pull out my pipe she scream out of tune
[02:46.32] In Paris my heart sinks when I see my Mona Lisa
[02:50.63] She gives me the wink, then she shows me the freezer
[02:54.32] Aah the pain
[02:57.12] Modern love can be a strain
[03:01.50] Aah the pain
[03:04.82] Modern love can be a strain
[03:09.74] Aah the pain
[03:13.67] Ooh the pain
[03:16.55] Aah the pain
[03:20.13] Ooh, ooh
[03:25.03] Gimme the pain
[03:28.88] Ooh, the pain
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