Miss Lucy Had Some Leeches
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Miss Lucy had some leeches
Her leeches liked to suck
And when they drank up all her blood
She didn't give a
Funny when the doctors
Had locked her in her cell
Miss Lucy screamed all night that they
Should go to bloody
Hello to the surgeon
With scalpel old and blunt
He'll tie you to the table
Then he'll mutilate your
Come it's nearly teatime
The lunatics arrive
The keepers bleed them all until
There's no one left a
Lively little rodents
Are eaten up by cats
We're subject to experiments
Like laboratory
Rats I've dropped a teacup
How easily they break
I'm on my hands and knees until
I pay for my mis-
Take off all your clothing
We've only just begun
We have no anesthesia
It's eighteen forty
One thing we should tell you
Before you try again
The tests are invented by
A lot of filthy
Mentally hysteric
She's failed the exam
Don't bother telling Lucy for
She doesn't give a
Damn that's nitrous oxide
For when you can't escape
They say the surgeons oft commit
A murder or a
Razor-blades are rusty
And not a lot of fun
So when they try to amputate
Your legs you'd better
Run and fetch the chemist
A patient's feeling sad
She's been in chains for ages
And she isn't even
Madness is a nuisance
And no one is immune
Your sister, mum or daughter
May become a raving
Lunatics are dangerous
And doctors are obeyed
They also go together just
Like toast and marma-
Ladies are like children
With brains the size of squirrels
Let's give a clitoridectomies
To all the little
Girls are helpless treasures
That daddies must protect
So lie upon the table
For the doctors to in-
Speculums are super
And stirrups all the rage
So spread a lady's legs and then put her
Back in to her
Cage of naked crazies
The surgeon's here to bleed
The doctors are all learned men
And some can even
Reading can be risky
For women on the verge
It only did us worlds of good
To poison, leech and
Purging is a penance
Phlebotomy's a chore
No need to sterilize the tools
We never did be-
Fore the night is over
Before you go to bed
They'll take a hammer and nail
And jam it in your
Headstones in the courtyard
And statues in the park
Are not for the insane
Just leave them rotting in the
D A R K
Dark
Dark
Dark
Dark
Dark
Her leeches liked to suck
And when they drank up all her blood
She didn't give a
Funny when the doctors
Had locked her in her cell
Miss Lucy screamed all night that they
Should go to bloody
Hello to the surgeon
With scalpel old and blunt
He'll tie you to the table
Then he'll mutilate your
Come it's nearly teatime
The lunatics arrive
The keepers bleed them all until
There's no one left a
Lively little rodents
Are eaten up by cats
We're subject to experiments
Like laboratory
Rats I've dropped a teacup
How easily they break
I'm on my hands and knees until
I pay for my mis-
Take off all your clothing
We've only just begun
We have no anesthesia
It's eighteen forty
One thing we should tell you
Before you try again
The tests are invented by
A lot of filthy
Mentally hysteric
She's failed the exam
Don't bother telling Lucy for
She doesn't give a
Damn that's nitrous oxide
For when you can't escape
They say the surgeons oft commit
A murder or a
Razor-blades are rusty
And not a lot of fun
So when they try to amputate
Your legs you'd better
Run and fetch the chemist
A patient's feeling sad
She's been in chains for ages
And she isn't even
Madness is a nuisance
And no one is immune
Your sister, mum or daughter
May become a raving
Lunatics are dangerous
And doctors are obeyed
They also go together just
Like toast and marma-
Ladies are like children
With brains the size of squirrels
Let's give a clitoridectomies
To all the little
Girls are helpless treasures
That daddies must protect
So lie upon the table
For the doctors to in-
Speculums are super
And stirrups all the rage
So spread a lady's legs and then put her
Back in to her
Cage of naked crazies
The surgeon's here to bleed
The doctors are all learned men
And some can even
Reading can be risky
For women on the verge
It only did us worlds of good
To poison, leech and
Purging is a penance
Phlebotomy's a chore
No need to sterilize the tools
We never did be-
Fore the night is over
Before you go to bed
They'll take a hammer and nail
And jam it in your
Headstones in the courtyard
And statues in the park
Are not for the insane
Just leave them rotting in the
D A R K
Dark
Dark
Dark
Dark
Dark
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.05] Miss Lucy had some leeches
[00:03.27] Her leeches liked to suck
[00:04.90] And when they drank up all her blood
[00:06.87] She didn't give a
[00:07.82] Funny when the doctors
[00:09.52] Had locked her in her cell
[00:11.19] Miss Lucy screamed all night that they
[00:12.79] Should go to bloody
[00:13.95] Hello to the surgeon
[00:15.33] With scalpel old and blunt
[00:17.12] He'll tie you to the table
[00:18.42] Then he'll mutilate your
[00:19.96] Come it's nearly teatime
[00:21.45] The lunatics arrive
[00:23.20] The keepers bleed them all until
[00:24.83] There's no one left a
[00:26.17] Lively little rodents
[00:27.64] Are eaten up by cats
[00:29.35] We're subject to experiments
[00:31.00] Like laboratory
[00:32.04] Rats I've dropped a teacup
[00:33.65] How easily they break
[00:35.47] I'm on my hands and knees until
[00:37.26] I pay for my mis-
[00:38.45] Take off all your clothing
[00:39.86] We've only just begun
[00:41.59] We have no anesthesia
[00:43.30] It's eighteen forty
[00:44.37] One thing we should tell you
[00:46.03] Before you try again
[00:47.86] The tests are invented by
[00:49.61] A lot of filthy
[00:50.77] Mentally hysteric
[00:52.15] She's failed the exam
[00:53.89] Don't bother telling Lucy for
[00:55.64] She doesn't give a
[00:56.96] Damn that's nitrous oxide
[00:58.42] For when you can't escape
[01:00.12] They say the surgeons oft commit
[01:02.15] A murder or a
[01:03.03] Razor-blades are rusty
[01:04.44] And not a lot of fun
[01:06.31] So when they try to amputate
[01:08.09] Your legs you'd better
[01:09.48] Run and fetch the chemist
[01:10.82] A patient's feeling sad
[01:12.58] She's been in chains for ages
[01:14.25] And she isn't even
[01:15.44] Madness is a nuisance
[01:16.96] And no one is immune
[01:18.62] Your sister, mum or daughter
[01:20.09] May become a raving
[01:21.43] Lunatics are dangerous
[01:22.90] And doctors are obeyed
[01:24.57] They also go together just
[01:26.11] Like toast and marma-
[01:27.46] Ladies are like children
[01:28.94] With brains the size of squirrels
[01:30.84] Let's give a clitoridectomies
[01:32.70] To all the little
[01:33.80] Girls are helpless treasures
[01:35.21] That daddies must protect
[01:36.90] So lie upon the table
[01:38.66] For the doctors to in-
[01:40.00] Speculums are super
[01:41.51] And stirrups all the rage
[01:43.21] So spread a lady's legs and then put her
[01:45.18] Back in to her
[01:46.01] Cage of naked crazies
[01:47.46] The surgeon's here to bleed
[01:49.26] The doctors are all learned men
[01:51.09] And some can even
[01:52.21] Reading can be risky
[01:53.66] For women on the verge
[01:55.35] It only did us worlds of good
[01:57.11] To poison, leech and
[01:58.25] Purging is a penance
[01:59.80] Phlebotomy's a chore
[02:01.73] No need to sterilize the tools
[02:03.50] We never did be-
[02:04.49] Fore the night is over
[02:05.91] Before you go to bed
[02:07.66] They'll take a hammer and nail
[02:09.32] And jam it in your
[02:10.52] Headstones in the courtyard
[02:12.07] And statues in the park
[02:13.91] Are not for the insane
[02:15.39] Just leave them rotting in the
[02:16.74] D A R K
[02:17.87] Dark
[02:18.37] Dark
[02:18.82] Dark
[02:19.29] Dark
[02:20.09] Dark
[02:20.66]
[00:03.27] Her leeches liked to suck
[00:04.90] And when they drank up all her blood
[00:06.87] She didn't give a
[00:07.82] Funny when the doctors
[00:09.52] Had locked her in her cell
[00:11.19] Miss Lucy screamed all night that they
[00:12.79] Should go to bloody
[00:13.95] Hello to the surgeon
[00:15.33] With scalpel old and blunt
[00:17.12] He'll tie you to the table
[00:18.42] Then he'll mutilate your
[00:19.96] Come it's nearly teatime
[00:21.45] The lunatics arrive
[00:23.20] The keepers bleed them all until
[00:24.83] There's no one left a
[00:26.17] Lively little rodents
[00:27.64] Are eaten up by cats
[00:29.35] We're subject to experiments
[00:31.00] Like laboratory
[00:32.04] Rats I've dropped a teacup
[00:33.65] How easily they break
[00:35.47] I'm on my hands and knees until
[00:37.26] I pay for my mis-
[00:38.45] Take off all your clothing
[00:39.86] We've only just begun
[00:41.59] We have no anesthesia
[00:43.30] It's eighteen forty
[00:44.37] One thing we should tell you
[00:46.03] Before you try again
[00:47.86] The tests are invented by
[00:49.61] A lot of filthy
[00:50.77] Mentally hysteric
[00:52.15] She's failed the exam
[00:53.89] Don't bother telling Lucy for
[00:55.64] She doesn't give a
[00:56.96] Damn that's nitrous oxide
[00:58.42] For when you can't escape
[01:00.12] They say the surgeons oft commit
[01:02.15] A murder or a
[01:03.03] Razor-blades are rusty
[01:04.44] And not a lot of fun
[01:06.31] So when they try to amputate
[01:08.09] Your legs you'd better
[01:09.48] Run and fetch the chemist
[01:10.82] A patient's feeling sad
[01:12.58] She's been in chains for ages
[01:14.25] And she isn't even
[01:15.44] Madness is a nuisance
[01:16.96] And no one is immune
[01:18.62] Your sister, mum or daughter
[01:20.09] May become a raving
[01:21.43] Lunatics are dangerous
[01:22.90] And doctors are obeyed
[01:24.57] They also go together just
[01:26.11] Like toast and marma-
[01:27.46] Ladies are like children
[01:28.94] With brains the size of squirrels
[01:30.84] Let's give a clitoridectomies
[01:32.70] To all the little
[01:33.80] Girls are helpless treasures
[01:35.21] That daddies must protect
[01:36.90] So lie upon the table
[01:38.66] For the doctors to in-
[01:40.00] Speculums are super
[01:41.51] And stirrups all the rage
[01:43.21] So spread a lady's legs and then put her
[01:45.18] Back in to her
[01:46.01] Cage of naked crazies
[01:47.46] The surgeon's here to bleed
[01:49.26] The doctors are all learned men
[01:51.09] And some can even
[01:52.21] Reading can be risky
[01:53.66] For women on the verge
[01:55.35] It only did us worlds of good
[01:57.11] To poison, leech and
[01:58.25] Purging is a penance
[01:59.80] Phlebotomy's a chore
[02:01.73] No need to sterilize the tools
[02:03.50] We never did be-
[02:04.49] Fore the night is over
[02:05.91] Before you go to bed
[02:07.66] They'll take a hammer and nail
[02:09.32] And jam it in your
[02:10.52] Headstones in the courtyard
[02:12.07] And statues in the park
[02:13.91] Are not for the insane
[02:15.39] Just leave them rotting in the
[02:16.74] D A R K
[02:17.87] Dark
[02:18.37] Dark
[02:18.82] Dark
[02:19.29] Dark
[02:20.09] Dark
[02:20.66]