Why Are You So Boring?

I hope you don't mean to
You just want to be seen to
Have a view at all
But Jesus set me free
From your dumb mentality
When you make yourself look small
Please will you forgive me
I have only lived these
Abstracts in your decrees
You touch me on the arm
Lecture me on Animal Farm
Well if only I could read

Such a long way
With so little to say
Oh, my darling
Why are you so boring
Oh, my darling
Why are you so boring

Flicking back your hair
You vociferously blare
Your schoolboy rights and wrongs
Well I could break you face
Emancipate the human race
Can one evening last so long?
Maybe at 18 you
Had a brilliant breakthrough
Over several beers
But now I've done my time
Waiting in the fucking line
Listening to you sneer

Such a long way
With so little to say
Oh, my darling
Why are you so boring
Oh, my darling
Why are you so boring
Oh, my darling
Why are you so boring
Oh, my darling
Why are you so boring