Herobrine Vs. The Griefer (Rap Battle)

I'll be driving you crazy, all around the clock
You already know my name, cuz I been around the block
I think it goes without saying that I'll never be matched
I'll make you children want to run away
And never look back, because
I am the demon from your nightmares
You think I'm gone but I'm right there
I'll stare inside of your house
And maybe take all of your stuff
And when you tell your friends
They'll think you're just making it up

Shut up Herobriiiiiine, cuz I, don't, give a fk
I leave none alive, and take no prisoners
I'll set you on fire, and watch you sizzle up
If you got the diamonds, you better just give 'em up
I don't need technique or magic
I just hop onto your server and unlease my wrath
If you get me freaked out, I'll say it's all in my head
Why is that? Oh wait, cuz you're already dead

Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the baddest of them all
You don't have to say
Cuz I already know
It's me! No, ME! No!
Shut your pie hole!
Mirror mirror tell me now
Who's the baddest cat in town
You can kiss my ass
And you can suck my balls
You and me will never get along

"Leave none alive and take no prisoners?"
Come on, that one's, not even original
The only thing you do is put back progress
What good does that do if I'm the one who stops it
Breakin' down houses? That takes no skill
You only piss people off, but I'll be giving them chills
Good grief, how much more predictable be can you get
You'd better look out for me
You don't know what I'll do next

Pissing people off - YEP! That's all I do
And from the way that you rage
Looks like I'ved done it to you
I treat everything I grief like it may be my last
That's why these people think I'm the biggest pain in the ass
I don't just blow up your house
I'm puttin' down booby traps
I'll drop you into the Nether and you will never come back
All your crops are my crops I'll murder your livestock
Why? Cuz I do more damage than Herobrine does

Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the baddest of them all
You don't have to say
Cuz I already know
It's me! No, ME! No!
Shut your pie hole!
Mirror mirror tell me now
Who's the baddest cat in town
You can kiss my ass
And you can suck my balls
You and me will never get along

You know why everyone thinks your a nuisance
Why don't you come you with a couple new tricks
Uh, oh, I don't want to sound overzealous
I think I'm makin' you jealous
I can fix a house, but I can't fix you
You seem like a guy who's got mommy issues
Ha ha, good one, that was such a lame joke
At least I'm not a stupid video game hoax
You bum off of servers as if you were homeless
All I do is destroy, so why would I want my own, b*tch?
Griefing is an art, I find a canvas and paint
Well you could call it an art, but that will not get you laid
I'm gonna pick up some obsidian and cover you up
But you're the one with the face only a mother could love
I leave debris in my wake, I leave emotional scars
If you come across disaster, You know that it's ours

Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the baddest of them all
You don't have to say
Cuz I already know
It's me! No, ME! No!
Shut your pie hole!
Mirror mirror tell me now
Who's the baddest cat in town
You can kiss my ass
And you can suck my balls
You and me will never get along