The Mob Rap, Pt. 2

Ladies and gentlemen, we're back
Ah ha ha ha
You guys forgot me last time,
But you won't forget me now,
You find me in the ender
In a dark place underground
Flyin' around, swoopin' down
Into any intruders in my house,
You'll need a lot of luck to get here
But you'll need more getting out!
I'm from the nether man,
All I do is rave,
This is why I'm hot, cuz I love to blaze
(Cough, cough)
Gettin' smokey spittin' flames,
Take a blaze rod bro,
You'll be using it for days.
Slime and Magma here
Just'a hoppin' if you can tell
We gonna' surprise ya when ya minin'
And you'll find me down in hell
Oh snap! If you attack!
We split in halves to no end
Magma cube
What's up slime?
Time to bounce my friend
Ah ha ha

Gotta' make a run (run),
Gotta' get away (way),
Hide inside a cave and
Wait inside until its day
Then I'll have my fun (fun)
When I know I'm safe (safe)
Survival's all I know,
It's the minecraft way!
Grandpa always told me
It was rough out there
Now I'm climb'n, and minin',
And hidin', and I can't
Get all these mobs out of my hair!

This is what you get!
For treating chickens like st!
I'll sneak into your house
And over-populate it with
A bunch'a baby chicks!
When you come home
From a long day of work,
You're gonna pull out all your hair!
I'm laying eggs like a boss!
Giving birth everywhere!
Bu-ka!
You've heard from me before,
But I've come back right on time
When I heard this funky beat,
I knew I just had to drop a rhyme
As you recall I'm quite a marksman
With my arrows and my bow,
So you'll want to have protection
When you receive my many blows!
You'll hear me grunting,
But I'm not taking a dump,
Even though I smell like someone
Who just took a dump...
I'm the undead douchebag
Slamming your door with my nuts,
I'm here to eat your face, your legs,
And even your butts!
Aaaand...
Crawling and hissing,
Attacking you swiftly,
Harass anything that
Happens to be living,
My mission is simple
Kill everything
Quickly finishing you off
By jumping and sprinting for miles,
And now the mobs are winning
And you can never stop em'!
Cuz nobody steps on us
Make way for Iron Golem!!!
Throw you in the air
Like a little tiny toy,
Pick things up and throw them down,
I am big and I destroy!
If you mess with my village
You will certainly be skrewed!
I can't do squat for myself
So thanks for the help dude

Gotta' make a run (run),
Gotta' get away (way),
Hide inside a cave and
Wait inside until its day
Then I'll have my fun (fun)
When I know I'm safe (safe)
Survival's all I know,
It's the minecraft way!
Grandpa always told me
It was rough out there
Now I'm climb'n, and minin',
And hidin', and I can't
Get all these mobs out of my hair!

I just love swimmin' under the sea,
And I never bother anybody!
I just love swimmin' in the ocean-
Screw you squid!
The creeper is back in this hizzy,
If you don't like getting blown up
Then you should run away quickly,
And if you don't have good shelter
Then you should probably get busy
I'm gonna blow up your face
As soon as you try to hit me
Blegh!
U-um excuse me,
But where are you from sir?
You don't need to know.
But you're not on the roster,
We like to keep track
Of the mobs that come through.
You do not need to know.
Well I'm sorry but I do,
Just your name will be fine.
Walk away or you will die.
If you're a mob what kind?
People call me Herobrine!
Oh my god... everybody run!!!
I am the spirit of Minecraft,
No one can touch me!
Even when you think you're alone,
You feel like something is watching
And if you see my name,
You should run while you can,
I will rip through the earth,
Till' i find where you stand
And before I was like this,
You must understand
...I was no different than you
...I used to be
...a man
*Whispers* Thank you