Surfin' Hedgehog

[00:13.36] My childhood years were full of fun
[00:16.69] I was a local squirt gun
[00:19.48] Out of control and pretty wild
[00:22.60] Eager to taste the juice of life
[00:25.69] Those were the days I got hooked on
[00:28.66] The sexy stud called Hedgehog Ron
[00:31.44] Me and grandpa side by side
[00:34.69] Watching porn all through the nite
[00:37.49] One, two, four, five
[00:40.53] Watching porn made me feel alive
[00:43.40] Five, six, eight, nine
[00:46.66] I want to make him mine
[00:49.39] I have a crush on Ron Jeremy,
[00:52.27] I have a crush on a Hedgehog
[00:55.49] I have a crush on Ron Jeremy,
[00:58.34] I wanna sleep with Ron
[01:13.40] My childhood years they flew away
[01:16.52] Watching his movies every day
[01:19.69] He sure was hot, he turned me on
[01:22.71] And I was on a hunt for Ron.
[01:25.62] I packed my bags and ran away
[01:28.50] To find my Hedgehog in LA
[01:31.53] I intermingled with the stars
[01:34.55] So I could get ahold of Ron
[01:37.40] One, two, four, five
[01:40.62] Watching porn made me feel alive
[01:43.32] Five, six, eight, nine
[01:46.45] I want to make him mine
[01:49.32] (Chorus)
[02:07.36] Hedgehog, you rock!
[02:20.41] Hedgehog, you rock!
[02:38.29] Soon I became a jet-set star
[02:41.45] Drinking champagne with caviar
[02:44.28] Cocktail parties in Bel-Air
[02:47.59] And got engaged to a billionaire
[02:50.65] But I was still in love with Ron
[02:53.64] The only guy that turned me on
[02:56.24] So I became the Queen of Sleaze
[02:59.14] And now Ron Jeremy's doing me
[03:02.24] One, two, four, five (repeat)
[03:14.18] (Chorus)
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