A Man Walks Into A Bar
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A man walks into a bar
Orders a beer and a bowl of peanuts
But the bar turns into a spaceship
And the bartender gives him a hair cut
I cant remember the end of that joke
You once told it to me when we smoked
On your father's expensive cigars
All i remember is the part of a man walking into a bar
How many lovers does it take
To put a light bulb into a socket?
Why did Mona Lisa smile?
I have the answer written down in my pocket.
I just remember I laughed till i cried
Because you told it with your funny voice
Your southern dialect makes me rejoice
Those special times we had
When love was just a silly gag
I know why Mona Lisa smiled
Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy
And laughter is the only way into my heart
I know why Mona Lisa smiled
Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy
And laughter is the only way into my heart
Summer night on a gravel road
You told me about your childhood friend Veronica
Who was claimed to have swallowed a toad
And I picked up my harmonica
I know why Mona Lisa smiled
Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy
And laughter is the only way into my heart
I know why Mona Lisa smiled
Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy
And laughter is the only way into my heart
A man walks into a bar
Orders a scotch and a bottle of coke
But the laughter is gone in his heart
You never told me the end of the joke.
Orders a beer and a bowl of peanuts
But the bar turns into a spaceship
And the bartender gives him a hair cut
I cant remember the end of that joke
You once told it to me when we smoked
On your father's expensive cigars
All i remember is the part of a man walking into a bar
How many lovers does it take
To put a light bulb into a socket?
Why did Mona Lisa smile?
I have the answer written down in my pocket.
I just remember I laughed till i cried
Because you told it with your funny voice
Your southern dialect makes me rejoice
Those special times we had
When love was just a silly gag
I know why Mona Lisa smiled
Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy
And laughter is the only way into my heart
I know why Mona Lisa smiled
Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy
And laughter is the only way into my heart
Summer night on a gravel road
You told me about your childhood friend Veronica
Who was claimed to have swallowed a toad
And I picked up my harmonica
I know why Mona Lisa smiled
Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy
And laughter is the only way into my heart
I know why Mona Lisa smiled
Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy
And laughter is the only way into my heart
A man walks into a bar
Orders a scotch and a bottle of coke
But the laughter is gone in his heart
You never told me the end of the joke.
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:19.15] A man walks into a bar
[00:22.79] Orders a beer and a bowl of peanuts
[00:27.39] But the bar turns into a spaceship
[00:31.95] And the bartender gives him a hair cut
[00:35.64] I cant remember the end of that joke
[00:39.21] You once told it to me when we smoked
[00:44.73] On your father's expensive cigars
[00:48.36] All i remember is the part of a man walking into a bar
[01:10.25] How many lovers does it take
[01:15.76] To put a light bulb into a socket?
[01:20.20] Why did Mona Lisa smile?
[01:23.96] I have the answer written down in my pocket.
[01:28.40] I just remember I laughed till i cried
[01:33.09] Because you told it with your funny voice
[01:36.66] Your southern dialect makes me rejoice
[01:41.28] Those special times we had
[01:43.97] When love was just a silly gag
[02:03.12] I know why Mona Lisa smiled
[02:06.72] Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy
[02:11.37] And laughter is the only way into my heart
[02:20.46] I know why Mona Lisa smiled
[02:25.04] Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy
[02:28.66] And laughter is the only way into my heart
[02:39.51] Summer night on a gravel road
[02:43.26] You told me about your childhood friend Veronica
[02:46.88] Who was claimed to have swallowed a toad
[02:51.46] And I picked up my harmonica
[03:22.45] I know why Mona Lisa smiled
[03:27.03] Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy
[03:30.64] And laughter is the only way into my heart
[03:39.70] I know why Mona Lisa smiled
[03:44.38] Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy
[03:50.74] And laughter is the only way into my heart
[03:59.89] A man walks into a bar
[04:03.43] Orders a scotch and a bottle of coke
[04:08.08] But the laughter is gone in his heart
[04:12.51] You never told me the end of the joke.
[04:19.97]
[00:22.79] Orders a beer and a bowl of peanuts
[00:27.39] But the bar turns into a spaceship
[00:31.95] And the bartender gives him a hair cut
[00:35.64] I cant remember the end of that joke
[00:39.21] You once told it to me when we smoked
[00:44.73] On your father's expensive cigars
[00:48.36] All i remember is the part of a man walking into a bar
[01:10.25] How many lovers does it take
[01:15.76] To put a light bulb into a socket?
[01:20.20] Why did Mona Lisa smile?
[01:23.96] I have the answer written down in my pocket.
[01:28.40] I just remember I laughed till i cried
[01:33.09] Because you told it with your funny voice
[01:36.66] Your southern dialect makes me rejoice
[01:41.28] Those special times we had
[01:43.97] When love was just a silly gag
[02:03.12] I know why Mona Lisa smiled
[02:06.72] Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy
[02:11.37] And laughter is the only way into my heart
[02:20.46] I know why Mona Lisa smiled
[02:25.04] Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy
[02:28.66] And laughter is the only way into my heart
[02:39.51] Summer night on a gravel road
[02:43.26] You told me about your childhood friend Veronica
[02:46.88] Who was claimed to have swallowed a toad
[02:51.46] And I picked up my harmonica
[03:22.45] I know why Mona Lisa smiled
[03:27.03] Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy
[03:30.64] And laughter is the only way into my heart
[03:39.70] I know why Mona Lisa smiled
[03:44.38] Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy
[03:50.74] And laughter is the only way into my heart
[03:59.89] A man walks into a bar
[04:03.43] Orders a scotch and a bottle of coke
[04:08.08] But the laughter is gone in his heart
[04:12.51] You never told me the end of the joke.
[04:19.97]