I Drive A Truck

Truck you 'Australia Felix'
Truck you the sheep's back
Truck you Tasmania
Truck you Big Mac

I drive a truck

Truck you scotch and soda
Truck you the underground
Truck you enigmatic coda
Truck you lost and found

I drive a truck

Truck you cunt burger cheese
Truck you pubic hair
Truck you "if you please"
Truck you five bucks a pair

I drive a truck (x2)

Truck you inspiration
I drive a
Truck you across the nation
I drive a
Truck you Olivia Newton-John
I drive a
Truck you, oh I got a schlong.
I drive a

I drive a truck
I drive a truck
I drive a truck
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I drive a truck
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Machines Against The Rage Version

Truck you 'Australia Felix'
Truck you the sheep's back
Truck you Tasmania
Truck you Big Mac

I drive a truck

Truck you cunt burger cheese
Truck you pubic hair
Truck you "if you please"
Truck you five bucks a pair

I drive a truck

Truck you inspiration
Truck you across the nation
Truck you Olivia Newton-John
Truck you, oh I got a schlong.

I drive a truck
I drive a truck

Truck you inspiration
Truck you across the nation
Truck you Olivia Newton-John
Truck you, oh I got a schlong.

I drive a truck
I drive a truck
I drive a truck
Truck! Truck! Truck! Truck!
I drive a truck
Truck! Truck! Truck! Truck! (x lots)