Damned

[00:13.21] Don't smoke, don't fight, don't light no cigarettes
[00:18.91] Or else you'll wind up in the can
[00:24.78] No jokes, no rights, sit tight don't fool around
[00:30.10] You are a guest of Uncle Sam
[00:35.25] Stand up, look right, don't slouch and stand at ease
[00:41.75] Allow no sex above the knees
[00:46.85] When I snap, you jump into the master plan
[00:52.65] I'll be damned
[00:54.58] Well I'll be damned
[00:57.82] I'll be damned if I drink or smoke
[01:04.12] Damned if I steal your joke
[01:09.13] I'll be damned if I go for broke
[01:14.68] Damned if I do
[01:18.83] Damned if I don't
[01:21.80] Don't talk, don't fool, don't try to mess around
[01:27.12] I'll make a monkey outta you
[01:31.93] You sign your name right on that dotted line, boy
[01:39.98] I'll be damned
[01:41.77] I'll be damned if I drink or smoke
[01:47.75] Damned if I steal your joke
[01:53.69] I'll be damned if I go for broke
[01:59.43] Damned if I do
[02:01.87] And damned if I don't, yeah
[02:05.59]
[02:33.27] Come on
[02:36.05] I'll be damned if I drink or smoke
[02:42.24] Damned if I steal your joke
[02:47.35] I'll be damned if I go for broke
[02:53.34] I'm damned if I do
[02:55.40] I'm damned if I don't
[02:57.96] I'll be damned if I drink or smoke
[03:03.57] Damned if I steal your joke
[03:08.61] I'll be damned if I go for broke
[03:13.98] I'm damned if I do
[03:17.15] I'm damned if I don't
[03:19.31] I'll be damned
[03:22.13] I'll be damned
[03:27.71] I'll be damned
[03:32.27] I'll be damned
[03:36.39] I'll be damned
[03:39.59] I'll be damned
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