Great Blow For A Day Job
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โฑ๏ธ 4:20 duration
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Hear my tale - I'm norman normal, always humble, mild and meek.
In my bank a lowly banker - run-down brach on nowhere street
'Till one day a stranger called - a fetid bible black he laughed,
Said "Sonny I don't want your money, I don't need an overdraft.
Boy you have a great potential, don't you let it go to waste.
My offer ends - so it's essential that you hurry on (make haste!).
For a life of milk and honey sign along the dotted line...
Thirty years of girls and money - at the end your soul is mine!"
No one can dissuade me - I'm donw on my knees,
My conscience says "No" - my libido "Yes please!"
If I put my pen to paper for eternity I'm damned.
If I don't I'll never be the singer in a fiddel band.
Can anyone blame me? - I don't think they'd dare,
My soul says "No way" - But my mouth cries "Oh yeah!"
Here I am - your good friend norman, not so humble anymore.
Others age - but I look younger, stronger that I did before.
I used to drive a Fiat Panda - now a lime green Cadillac.
Guess my story goes to show not all the 'devils' own' dig black.
I know there is a price I must pay for my thirty years misspent,
When my satanic manager recoups my soul (100%).
I'll meet him at the crossroads, midnight chimes - my time has come
To party with the 'porno-queens' down by the shores of acheron.
I'll party on in acheron!
No one could dissuade me - I fell to my kness,
My conscience said "No" - my libido "Yes please!"
I have put my pen to paper and eternally am damned,
I've squandered my immortal soul by singing in a fiddle band.
Could anyone blame me? - I don't think they dare,
My soul said "No way" - but my mouth cried "Oh yeah!"
'Evil I did dwell - Lewd did I live' -
It's a small price to pay for the gift that he gives.
Was it all worth it? - I'm too drunk to tell,
I swap my cocaine for the brimstone of hell.
The end.
In my bank a lowly banker - run-down brach on nowhere street
'Till one day a stranger called - a fetid bible black he laughed,
Said "Sonny I don't want your money, I don't need an overdraft.
Boy you have a great potential, don't you let it go to waste.
My offer ends - so it's essential that you hurry on (make haste!).
For a life of milk and honey sign along the dotted line...
Thirty years of girls and money - at the end your soul is mine!"
No one can dissuade me - I'm donw on my knees,
My conscience says "No" - my libido "Yes please!"
If I put my pen to paper for eternity I'm damned.
If I don't I'll never be the singer in a fiddel band.
Can anyone blame me? - I don't think they'd dare,
My soul says "No way" - But my mouth cries "Oh yeah!"
Here I am - your good friend norman, not so humble anymore.
Others age - but I look younger, stronger that I did before.
I used to drive a Fiat Panda - now a lime green Cadillac.
Guess my story goes to show not all the 'devils' own' dig black.
I know there is a price I must pay for my thirty years misspent,
When my satanic manager recoups my soul (100%).
I'll meet him at the crossroads, midnight chimes - my time has come
To party with the 'porno-queens' down by the shores of acheron.
I'll party on in acheron!
No one could dissuade me - I fell to my kness,
My conscience said "No" - my libido "Yes please!"
I have put my pen to paper and eternally am damned,
I've squandered my immortal soul by singing in a fiddle band.
Could anyone blame me? - I don't think they dare,
My soul said "No way" - but my mouth cried "Oh yeah!"
'Evil I did dwell - Lewd did I live' -
It's a small price to pay for the gift that he gives.
Was it all worth it? - I'm too drunk to tell,
I swap my cocaine for the brimstone of hell.
The end.
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:46.75] Hear my tale - I'm norman normal, always humble, mild and meek.
[00:50.08] In my bank a lowly banker - run-down brach on nowhere street
[00:53.95] 'Till one day a stranger called - a fetid bible black he laughed,
[00:57.65] Said "Sonny I don't want your money, I don't need an overdraft.
[01:01.46] Boy you have a great potential, don't you let it go to waste.
[01:04.94] My offer ends - so it's essential that you hurry on (make haste!).
[01:09.38] For a life of milk and honey sign along the dotted line...
[01:13.25] Thirty years of girls and money - at the end your soul is mine!"
[01:24.84] No one can dissuade me - I'm donw on my knees,
[01:28.29] My conscience says "No" - my libido "Yes please!"
[01:32.43] If I put my pen to paper for eternity I'm damned.
[01:36.36] If I don't I'll never be the singer in a fiddel band.
[01:39.76] Can anyone blame me? - I don't think they'd dare,
[01:43.63] My soul says "No way" - But my mouth cries "Oh yeah!"
[02:53.05] Here I am - your good friend norman, not so humble anymore.
[02:56.65] Others age - but I look younger, stronger that I did before.
[03:00.66] I used to drive a Fiat Panda - now a lime green Cadillac.
[03:03.99] Guess my story goes to show not all the 'devils' own' dig black.
[03:08.07] I know there is a price I must pay for my thirty years misspent,
[03:12.38] When my satanic manager recoups my soul (100%).
[03:15.96] I'll meet him at the crossroads, midnight chimes - my time has come
[03:19.25] To party with the 'porno-queens' down by the shores of acheron.
[03:25.39] I'll party on in acheron!
[03:31.24] No one could dissuade me - I fell to my kness,
[03:34.85] My conscience said "No" - my libido "Yes please!"
[03:39.37] I have put my pen to paper and eternally am damned,
[03:42.73] I've squandered my immortal soul by singing in a fiddle band.
[03:46.49] Could anyone blame me? - I don't think they dare,
[03:50.92] My soul said "No way" - but my mouth cried "Oh yeah!"
[03:54.48] 'Evil I did dwell - Lewd did I live' -
[03:57.15] It's a small price to pay for the gift that he gives.
[04:01.68] Was it all worth it? - I'm too drunk to tell,
[04:05.26] I swap my cocaine for the brimstone of hell.
[04:09.16] The end.
[04:10.20]
[00:50.08] In my bank a lowly banker - run-down brach on nowhere street
[00:53.95] 'Till one day a stranger called - a fetid bible black he laughed,
[00:57.65] Said "Sonny I don't want your money, I don't need an overdraft.
[01:01.46] Boy you have a great potential, don't you let it go to waste.
[01:04.94] My offer ends - so it's essential that you hurry on (make haste!).
[01:09.38] For a life of milk and honey sign along the dotted line...
[01:13.25] Thirty years of girls and money - at the end your soul is mine!"
[01:24.84] No one can dissuade me - I'm donw on my knees,
[01:28.29] My conscience says "No" - my libido "Yes please!"
[01:32.43] If I put my pen to paper for eternity I'm damned.
[01:36.36] If I don't I'll never be the singer in a fiddel band.
[01:39.76] Can anyone blame me? - I don't think they'd dare,
[01:43.63] My soul says "No way" - But my mouth cries "Oh yeah!"
[02:53.05] Here I am - your good friend norman, not so humble anymore.
[02:56.65] Others age - but I look younger, stronger that I did before.
[03:00.66] I used to drive a Fiat Panda - now a lime green Cadillac.
[03:03.99] Guess my story goes to show not all the 'devils' own' dig black.
[03:08.07] I know there is a price I must pay for my thirty years misspent,
[03:12.38] When my satanic manager recoups my soul (100%).
[03:15.96] I'll meet him at the crossroads, midnight chimes - my time has come
[03:19.25] To party with the 'porno-queens' down by the shores of acheron.
[03:25.39] I'll party on in acheron!
[03:31.24] No one could dissuade me - I fell to my kness,
[03:34.85] My conscience said "No" - my libido "Yes please!"
[03:39.37] I have put my pen to paper and eternally am damned,
[03:42.73] I've squandered my immortal soul by singing in a fiddle band.
[03:46.49] Could anyone blame me? - I don't think they dare,
[03:50.92] My soul said "No way" - but my mouth cried "Oh yeah!"
[03:54.48] 'Evil I did dwell - Lewd did I live' -
[03:57.15] It's a small price to pay for the gift that he gives.
[04:01.68] Was it all worth it? - I'm too drunk to tell,
[04:05.26] I swap my cocaine for the brimstone of hell.
[04:09.16] The end.
[04:10.20]