(It's a) Rare Shanty

It's a rare shanty,
A song from me,
For all upon the Sea of Thieves.

Of distant lands,
And adventures grand,
Draw near, 'cause here,
Are tales you won't believe.

A jungle explorer went in search of gold,
Cursed by a wolf, or so the story's told.
Jigsaws, hunted by a bear and bird
Saved them from a witch, well, that's what I heard.

It's a rare shanty, to mark a jubilee,
We'll head out on a treasure hunt to sail across the seas.
Jewels that gleam like a wildest dream,
So pass, a glass, and listen to the rest.

On this throne sits a king of all the land,
Piles of coins, and a tankard in his hand
Heh, that's a lovely tune, that is.
I wonder who wrote it?
I don't know, do you know? I don't know.

There ancient relics, magic keys, bananas, and the secret cheese,
A legendary pirate hoard, oh, there's too much to count!

It's a rare shanty for a family,
For pirates that are old and new.
We've had laughs and cheers in the thirty-five years-

Be free, at sea, and join our rare shanty...