Tardigrade Song

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[00:10.62] If I were a tardigrade I'd move out from home
[00:15.66] Why live in the shrubbery when you could have a throne?
[00:20.66] Pressure wouldn't squash me and fire couldn't burn
[00:25.62] These are the things that I never will learn
[00:30.00] These are
[00:33.08] The things
[00:34.48] I never will learn...
[00:40.98] Lai, lai-lai-lai-lai lai lai, lai-lai-lai-lai lai lai lai
[00:46.25] Lai, lai-lai-lai-lai lai lai, lai-lai-lai-lai lai lai
[00:51.21] I live in the shrubbery, for that's all I crave (Ah ha)
[00:56.29] I don't want these excitements to see me to my grave (Ah ha)
[01:01.36] I can live life in vacuums for years with no drink (Ah ha)
[01:05.89] And put up with hardships more than you can think
[01:11.37] And put up
[01:14.06] With hardships more than you can think...
[01:21.87] Lai, lai-lai-lai-lai lai lai, lai-lai-lai-lai lai lai lai
[01:27.11] Lai, lai-lai-lai-lai lai lai, lai-lai-lai-lai lai lai
[01:31.72] If I shed all my liquid and let myself dry out
[01:36.92] I'll shrivel and sleep for some 15-odd years
[01:42.04] I'd wake up, come water, and get on with living
[01:46.00] With time in my pocket to pass by the day
[01:52.76] If I were a tardigrade I'd move out from home (Ah ha)
[01:57.12] Why live in the shrubbery when you could have a throne? (Ah ha)
[02:02.24] Pressure wouldn't squash me and fire couldn't burn (Ah ha)
[02:07.92] These are the things that I never will learn
[02:12.64] These are
[02:15.16] The things
[02:16.48] I never will learn...
[02:23.24] Lai, lai-lai-lai-lai lai lai, lai-lai-lai-lai lai lai lai
[02:28.37] Lai, lai-lai-lai-lai lai lai, lai-lai-lai-lai lai lai
[02:33.44] Lai, lai-lai-lai-lai lai lai, lai-lai-lai-lai lai lai lai
[02:38.64] Lai, lai-lai lai-lai, lai-lai lai-lai...
[02:43.84] For I am a tardigrade (Ah ha)
[02:48.77] And I'll stay at home (Ah ha)
[02:52.52] I'd not trade it for anything (Ah ha)
[02:58.53] Not a knife, a cup, or a throne (Woo ooh, ooh ooh ooh) (Ah ha)
[03:03.88] Well, all I want is my shrubbery (Ah ha)
[03:08.12] And my little patch of moss (Ah ha)
[03:13.12] With my whisky in the cabinet (Ah ha)
[03:18.81] And my feet all clothed in socks
[03:24.40] And my feet
[03:28.29] Clothed in socks...
[03:34.85] Lai, lai-lai-lai-lai lai lai, lai-lai-lai-lai lai lai lai
[03:39.89] Lai, lai-lai-lai-lai lai lai, lai-lai-lai-lai lai lai
[03:45.01] Lai, lai-lai-lai-lai lai lai, lai-lai-lai-lai lai lai lai
[03:50.16] Lai, lai-lai-lai-lai lai lai, lai-lai-lai-lai lai lai
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