And Our Story Begins… (intro)

It happened friday night
Local police found two cars parked in a darkened cemetery
The police also searched the car and found bottles of beer, and vodka
And the more damning evidence...
Liquid anabolic steroids, along with seventeen hypodermic needles
A 49-year-old man went berserk last night
Armed with a twelve-gauge shotgun
His face, bruised and bloodied, cried for police brutality
But as the investigation continued...
Officials say
The police did nothing wrong
(Did nothing wrong)