Funked Up

[00:13.48] Yo, it's Daddy Dearest on the mic!
[00:14.75] Who's this little kid coming at me all child like?
[00:16.09] I'm the one and only He-Man
[00:17.12] Give me a good reason
[00:17.88] On why I shouldn't give your little head a big beatin'?
[00:19.93] You think that you're good enough for my daughter?
[00:21.48] Better prepare 'cause you're ripe for a slaughter
[00:23.25] If you want her, you better come at me stronger
[00:24.53] But, one wrong move and you'll be nothing but a goner
[00:26.47] Just wanna take your daughter for a date
[00:27.97] When I look into her eyes, I knew that it was fate
[00:29.65] But, what the heck is this dad doing rapping?
[00:31.46] Aren't you too old?
[00:31.96] Might as well be retiring!
[00:33.05] Think you got the bars to mess with me
[00:34.66] I'm one of a kind, I'll have you begging on your knees
[00:36.12] I've got the sickest rhymes that'll woo her heart
[00:37.79] Your flow's so weak, why did you even start?
[00:39.63] So confused
[00:42.05] It feels like I'm being used
[00:45.14] I'm so conflicted with you two
[00:48.68] That I have no idea what to do
[00:52.03] Should I stay with him and leave
[00:55.12] Or should I just do as you please?
[00:58.34] I'm just gonna take a seat
[01:00.70] As I listen to this funky beat
[01:04.68] It's Mommy Mearest, so watch out, little blue boy
[01:08.07] I'm gonna break you, and I surely will enjoy
[01:11.22] The baddest ma you'll ever see is on the scene
[01:14.63] One look, and baby, you will know that I'm the queen
[01:19.12] You think that I am scared of your presence?
[01:22.31] I think that I should teach you a lesson
[01:25.89] All that I want is to be with her all night
[01:28.71] Get in my way, and I'll surely win this fight
[01:32.63] So confused
[01:35.07] It feels like I'm being used
[01:38.15] I'm so conflicted with you two
[01:41.52] That I have no idea what to do
[01:45.02] Should I stay with him and leave
[01:48.08] Or should I just do as you please?
[01:51.59] I'm just gonna take a seat
[01:53.60] As I listen to this funky beat
[01:58.63] Go on get out of my way
[02:00.16] Before I wreck all your pride
[02:01.96] You know that I won't be swayed
[02:03.39] So hurry up, move aside
[02:05.12] I've had enough with the taunts
[02:06.78] You think that you got the bars
[02:08.38] I'm gonna get what I want
[02:10.16] You're never gonna get far
[02:11.73] Go on, get out of my way
[02:13.23] Before I wreck all your pride
[02:15.14] You know that I won't be swayed
[02:16.67] So hurry up, move aside
[02:18.26] I've had enough with the taunts
[02:19.89] You think that you got the bars
[02:21.68] I'm gonna get what I want
[02:23.23] You're never gonna get far
[02:26.46] So confused
[02:28.70] It feels like I'm being used
[02:31.17] I'm so conflicted with you two
[02:35.38] That I have no idea what to do
[02:38.61] Should I stay with him and leave
[02:41.98] Or should I just do as you please?
[02:45.20] I'm just gonna take a seat
[02:47.55] As I listen to this funky beat
[02:52.84] Better back off before you get blue balled
[02:54.45] If you think you're gonna win
[02:55.27] Your chance is looking small
[02:55.97] No way you're gonna stop me, I ain't gonna flee
[02:57.54] I'm gonna have her in my arms even if you disagree
[02:59.47] We demons have the power to make you scream
[03:00.97] It's two against one, you can't beat this team
[03:02.88] Okay, Karen, calm down, take a chill pill!
[03:04.43] You seem to be struggling 'cause your rap's going downhill
[03:06.03] You better sit down, man, before you get wrecked
[03:07.88] I have a lot of pride and a daughter to protect
[03:09.16] No matter what you say, I'ma have it my way
[03:11.02] Gonna make her sway, and make her my bae
[03:12.67] Don't care what it takes, I'ma send my whole crew
[03:14.12] We'll throw everything until we beat you
[03:16.06] It's the end of the song, and I clearly got the win
[03:17.60] It's a Friday night and it's time to get funky!
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