Flirtin' with Desaster

[00:18.04] Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin',
[00:20.32] Butt mayonaise
[00:22.02] Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin',
[00:24.58] It seems it's not my day
[00:26.67] Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin',
[00:29.14] I passed some glass
[00:31.36] Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin',
[00:33.65] And blue chunks out my ass
[00:44.44] I drank lots of apple wine last night
[00:48.40] And now my bowels, they don't feel so right
[00:52.86] Wet fart! Something don't feel right
[00:56.91] Wet fart! Soiled my pants tonight
[01:02.37] Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin',
[01:04.83] Butt mayonaise
[01:06.79] Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin',
[01:09.21] It seems it's not my day
[01:11.54] Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin',
[01:14.02] I passed some glass
[01:16.11] Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin',
[01:18.46] And blue chunks out my ass
[01:25.16] Lack of control, what else can I say?
[01:33.65] My rectal dribble leaves a spot that stays
[01:38.51] Wet fart! No reason or rhyme
[01:43.17] Wet fart! Dinglberry time
[01:47.82] Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin',
[01:50.29] Butt mayonaise
[01:52.03] Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin',
[01:54.52] It seems it's not my day
[01:56.67] Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin',
[01:59.39] I passed some glass
[02:01.50] Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin',
[02:03.91] And blue chunks out my ass
[02:23.72] Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin',
[02:34.52] Butt mayonaise
[02:36.60] Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin',
[02:39.39] It seems it's not my day
[02:41.66] Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin',
[02:43.76] I passed some glass
[02:45.94] Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin',
[02:48.41] And blue chunks out my ass
[02:58.57] Now I lessen for you all to hear
[03:03.01] Don't trust that feeling knocking at your rear
[03:07.82] Wet fart! I'm not that perplexed
[03:12.44] Wet fart! You just might be next
[03:17.04] Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin',
[03:19.71] Butt mayonaise
[03:21.75] Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin',
[03:24.38] It seems it's not my day
[03:26.53] Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin',
[03:29.06] I passed some glass
[03:31.15] Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin',
[03:33.59] And blue chunks out my ass
[03:36.02] Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin',
[03:38.36] Butt mayonaise
[03:40.47] Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin',
[03:42.75] It seems it's not my day
[03:45.16] Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin',
[03:47.50] I passed some glass
[03:49.87] Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin',
[03:52.33] And blue chunks out my ass
[03:54.60]