KEYBOARD WARRIORS (feat. Hunter Madison)
๐ต 1798 characters
โฑ๏ธ 3:17 duration
๐ ID: 5476056
๐ Lyrics
You sure think you're so cool
Just 'cause you have a gun in your profile pic
You wish you were fucking brave enough
To talk about sucking dick
Outdated as a dinosaur
It's time we settle the score
My dick is smaller than yours
And my butt is always sore
I am the king of this basement
My mom serves me on my leather throne
You say I need to mature
I'm thirty-two kid, I'm basically grown
I am a hunter and you are my prey
I'll 360 no scope you right in the face
I could kick your ass in any video game
With my keyboard equipped, I'll put you to shame
Do the curtains match the drapes?
Jakey Wakey's burning bush looks a lot like Bob Ross
You fuckin' punk, you can swallow my junk
And go jump on a dick bitch, I am the boss
My dad will beat your dad's ass so fast
Don't make me call my father out
My momma's cookin' is also better than your moms
Whatever I want, it's on demand, it's so bomb
Mommy I'm yelling your name
You need to get me something to eat 'cause your baby is hungry
What in the fuck is this I did not ask for spaghetti
I specifically asked for tamales
Thirty years old and I'm in my parent's basement
Because I'm too savvy for workin', fuck
There's no way, I shot you in the face
This dude must be hacking the server
I am a hunter, and you are my prey
I'll 360 no scope you right in the face
I could kick your ass in any video game
With my keyboard equipped, I'll put you to shame
I'm pretty sure I saw you in the store today
You are so fucking lucky I didn't come up and just say, "Hey"
What do you even want from me?
I just want to lose my virginity
You probably couldn't tell when you saw me in real life
I am actually really big and buff online
I'm definitely not insecure
You only dislike me 'cause you're immature
Grow up!
I'm making sure you buzz write up your ass
Just 'cause you have a gun in your profile pic
You wish you were fucking brave enough
To talk about sucking dick
Outdated as a dinosaur
It's time we settle the score
My dick is smaller than yours
And my butt is always sore
I am the king of this basement
My mom serves me on my leather throne
You say I need to mature
I'm thirty-two kid, I'm basically grown
I am a hunter and you are my prey
I'll 360 no scope you right in the face
I could kick your ass in any video game
With my keyboard equipped, I'll put you to shame
Do the curtains match the drapes?
Jakey Wakey's burning bush looks a lot like Bob Ross
You fuckin' punk, you can swallow my junk
And go jump on a dick bitch, I am the boss
My dad will beat your dad's ass so fast
Don't make me call my father out
My momma's cookin' is also better than your moms
Whatever I want, it's on demand, it's so bomb
Mommy I'm yelling your name
You need to get me something to eat 'cause your baby is hungry
What in the fuck is this I did not ask for spaghetti
I specifically asked for tamales
Thirty years old and I'm in my parent's basement
Because I'm too savvy for workin', fuck
There's no way, I shot you in the face
This dude must be hacking the server
I am a hunter, and you are my prey
I'll 360 no scope you right in the face
I could kick your ass in any video game
With my keyboard equipped, I'll put you to shame
I'm pretty sure I saw you in the store today
You are so fucking lucky I didn't come up and just say, "Hey"
What do you even want from me?
I just want to lose my virginity
You probably couldn't tell when you saw me in real life
I am actually really big and buff online
I'm definitely not insecure
You only dislike me 'cause you're immature
Grow up!
I'm making sure you buzz write up your ass
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:21.66] You sure think you're so cool
[00:23.72] Just 'cause you have a gun in your profile pic
[00:26.87] You wish you were fucking brave enough
[00:29.12] To talk about sucking dick
[00:32.26] Outdated as a dinosaur
[00:35.20] It's time we settle the score
[00:37.67] My dick is smaller than yours
[00:40.44] And my butt is always sore
[00:43.58]
[00:53.66] I am the king of this basement
[00:56.36] My mom serves me on my leather throne
[00:59.01] You say I need to mature
[01:01.69] I'm thirty-two kid, I'm basically grown
[01:04.53] I am a hunter and you are my prey
[01:09.73] I'll 360 no scope you right in the face
[01:15.37] I could kick your ass in any video game
[01:20.52] With my keyboard equipped, I'll put you to shame
[01:25.83] Do the curtains match the drapes?
[01:27.64] Jakey Wakey's burning bush looks a lot like Bob Ross
[01:30.83] You fuckin' punk, you can swallow my junk
[01:32.99] And go jump on a dick bitch, I am the boss
[01:36.29] My dad will beat your dad's ass so fast
[01:39.19] Don't make me call my father out
[01:41.76] My momma's cookin' is also better than your moms
[01:44.16] Whatever I want, it's on demand, it's so bomb
[01:46.73] Mommy I'm yelling your name
[01:49.04] You need to get me something to eat 'cause your baby is hungry
[01:53.44] What in the fuck is this I did not ask for spaghetti
[01:55.82] I specifically asked for tamales
[01:58.37] Thirty years old and I'm in my parent's basement
[02:01.18] Because I'm too savvy for workin', fuck
[02:03.50] There's no way, I shot you in the face
[02:06.34] This dude must be hacking the server
[02:08.30] I am a hunter, and you are my prey
[02:13.77] I'll 360 no scope you right in the face
[02:19.46] I could kick your ass in any video game
[02:24.47] With my keyboard equipped, I'll put you to shame
[02:29.27] I'm pretty sure I saw you in the store today
[02:32.23] You are so fucking lucky I didn't come up and just say, "Hey"
[02:35.71] What do you even want from me?
[02:37.83] I just want to lose my virginity
[02:40.20] You probably couldn't tell when you saw me in real life
[02:43.63] I am actually really big and buff online
[02:46.33] I'm definitely not insecure
[02:48.04] You only dislike me 'cause you're immature
[02:53.34] Grow up!
[02:56.72]
[03:12.61] I'm making sure you buzz write up your ass
[03:15.96]
[00:23.72] Just 'cause you have a gun in your profile pic
[00:26.87] You wish you were fucking brave enough
[00:29.12] To talk about sucking dick
[00:32.26] Outdated as a dinosaur
[00:35.20] It's time we settle the score
[00:37.67] My dick is smaller than yours
[00:40.44] And my butt is always sore
[00:43.58]
[00:53.66] I am the king of this basement
[00:56.36] My mom serves me on my leather throne
[00:59.01] You say I need to mature
[01:01.69] I'm thirty-two kid, I'm basically grown
[01:04.53] I am a hunter and you are my prey
[01:09.73] I'll 360 no scope you right in the face
[01:15.37] I could kick your ass in any video game
[01:20.52] With my keyboard equipped, I'll put you to shame
[01:25.83] Do the curtains match the drapes?
[01:27.64] Jakey Wakey's burning bush looks a lot like Bob Ross
[01:30.83] You fuckin' punk, you can swallow my junk
[01:32.99] And go jump on a dick bitch, I am the boss
[01:36.29] My dad will beat your dad's ass so fast
[01:39.19] Don't make me call my father out
[01:41.76] My momma's cookin' is also better than your moms
[01:44.16] Whatever I want, it's on demand, it's so bomb
[01:46.73] Mommy I'm yelling your name
[01:49.04] You need to get me something to eat 'cause your baby is hungry
[01:53.44] What in the fuck is this I did not ask for spaghetti
[01:55.82] I specifically asked for tamales
[01:58.37] Thirty years old and I'm in my parent's basement
[02:01.18] Because I'm too savvy for workin', fuck
[02:03.50] There's no way, I shot you in the face
[02:06.34] This dude must be hacking the server
[02:08.30] I am a hunter, and you are my prey
[02:13.77] I'll 360 no scope you right in the face
[02:19.46] I could kick your ass in any video game
[02:24.47] With my keyboard equipped, I'll put you to shame
[02:29.27] I'm pretty sure I saw you in the store today
[02:32.23] You are so fucking lucky I didn't come up and just say, "Hey"
[02:35.71] What do you even want from me?
[02:37.83] I just want to lose my virginity
[02:40.20] You probably couldn't tell when you saw me in real life
[02:43.63] I am actually really big and buff online
[02:46.33] I'm definitely not insecure
[02:48.04] You only dislike me 'cause you're immature
[02:53.34] Grow up!
[02:56.72]
[03:12.61] I'm making sure you buzz write up your ass
[03:15.96]