TEMPER TANTRUM
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โฑ๏ธ 3:55 duration
๐ ID: 5477687
๐ Lyrics
You call yourself a man?
I can leg press like 500 pounds with only one hand
I always flex in front of all my friends
I'm gonna put my legs behind my head
And suck my own dick... because it's masculine
Craft beer's for pussies, I only drink Busch Light
And if you talk shit on Kid Rock, I'll end your fucking life
I park in the handicapped spot because I don't give a fuck
I used to drive a pickup, but now I drive a monster truck
Holy shit!
God damn!
Who needs a gym when I can work out in my muscle car?
I'll pick a fight with anyone inside my favourite sports bar
I have tattoos of barbed wire and broken glass
My dad's a cop, and I bet he could kick your dad's fucking ass
People wonder why I'm always angry all the time
But if you mention it, I'll get defensive at the drop of a dime
I swear to god, I've never cried a single time in my life
No, I'm totally serious, I'm the manliest type of guy
Yeah!
I only enjoy eating phallic-shaped foods
Bananas, hot dogs, popsicles, and sausages too
I do this because it's manly, not because it's insane
I don't have no time for weaklings, especially if I'm watching the game
I cut the sleeves off of all of the shirts I buy
It helps me show off my muscles to other guys
I like to think that they see me and think I'm tough
But honestly, I weep at night because I'm not that buff
I'll never understand why women always put me in the friend-zone
I send them unsolicited dick pics from my phone
The truth is, I think there's something wrong with me
Maybe it's my anger issues or that I have a tiny peepee
I can leg press like 500 pounds with only one hand
I always flex in front of all my friends
I'm gonna put my legs behind my head
And suck my own dick... because it's masculine
Craft beer's for pussies, I only drink Busch Light
And if you talk shit on Kid Rock, I'll end your fucking life
I park in the handicapped spot because I don't give a fuck
I used to drive a pickup, but now I drive a monster truck
Holy shit!
God damn!
Who needs a gym when I can work out in my muscle car?
I'll pick a fight with anyone inside my favourite sports bar
I have tattoos of barbed wire and broken glass
My dad's a cop, and I bet he could kick your dad's fucking ass
People wonder why I'm always angry all the time
But if you mention it, I'll get defensive at the drop of a dime
I swear to god, I've never cried a single time in my life
No, I'm totally serious, I'm the manliest type of guy
Yeah!
I only enjoy eating phallic-shaped foods
Bananas, hot dogs, popsicles, and sausages too
I do this because it's manly, not because it's insane
I don't have no time for weaklings, especially if I'm watching the game
I cut the sleeves off of all of the shirts I buy
It helps me show off my muscles to other guys
I like to think that they see me and think I'm tough
But honestly, I weep at night because I'm not that buff
I'll never understand why women always put me in the friend-zone
I send them unsolicited dick pics from my phone
The truth is, I think there's something wrong with me
Maybe it's my anger issues or that I have a tiny peepee
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.21] You call yourself a man?
[00:03.41] I can leg press like 500 pounds with only one hand
[00:07.31] I always flex in front of all my friends
[00:11.33] I'm gonna put my legs behind my head
[00:15.63] And suck my own dick... because it's masculine
[00:27.23]
[00:38.49] Craft beer's for pussies, I only drink Busch Light
[00:45.58] And if you talk shit on Kid Rock, I'll end your fucking life
[00:54.47] I park in the handicapped spot because I don't give a fuck
[01:01.46] I used to drive a pickup, but now I drive a monster truck
[01:09.40] Holy shit!
[01:12.23]
[01:17.53] God damn!
[01:20.75]
[01:26.34] Who needs a gym when I can work out in my muscle car?
[01:30.06] I'll pick a fight with anyone inside my favourite sports bar
[01:34.39] I have tattoos of barbed wire and broken glass
[01:37.88] My dad's a cop, and I bet he could kick your dad's fucking ass
[01:42.50] People wonder why I'm always angry all the time
[01:45.79] But if you mention it, I'll get defensive at the drop of a dime
[01:50.26] I swear to god, I've never cried a single time in my life
[01:54.35] No, I'm totally serious, I'm the manliest type of guy
[02:04.71]
[02:13.90] Yeah!
[02:16.46]
[02:31.09] I only enjoy eating phallic-shaped foods
[02:35.34] Bananas, hot dogs, popsicles, and sausages too
[02:39.11] I do this because it's manly, not because it's insane
[02:43.86] I don't have no time for weaklings, especially if I'm watching the game
[02:48.59] I cut the sleeves off of all of the shirts I buy
[02:53.47] It helps me show off my muscles to other guys
[02:57.59] I like to think that they see me and think I'm tough
[03:01.54] But honestly, I weep at night because I'm not that buff
[03:18.40] I'll never understand why women always put me in the friend-zone
[03:26.92] I send them unsolicited dick pics from my phone
[03:35.70] The truth is, I think there's something wrong with me
[03:42.62] Maybe it's my anger issues or that I have a tiny peepee
[03:51.02]
[00:03.41] I can leg press like 500 pounds with only one hand
[00:07.31] I always flex in front of all my friends
[00:11.33] I'm gonna put my legs behind my head
[00:15.63] And suck my own dick... because it's masculine
[00:27.23]
[00:38.49] Craft beer's for pussies, I only drink Busch Light
[00:45.58] And if you talk shit on Kid Rock, I'll end your fucking life
[00:54.47] I park in the handicapped spot because I don't give a fuck
[01:01.46] I used to drive a pickup, but now I drive a monster truck
[01:09.40] Holy shit!
[01:12.23]
[01:17.53] God damn!
[01:20.75]
[01:26.34] Who needs a gym when I can work out in my muscle car?
[01:30.06] I'll pick a fight with anyone inside my favourite sports bar
[01:34.39] I have tattoos of barbed wire and broken glass
[01:37.88] My dad's a cop, and I bet he could kick your dad's fucking ass
[01:42.50] People wonder why I'm always angry all the time
[01:45.79] But if you mention it, I'll get defensive at the drop of a dime
[01:50.26] I swear to god, I've never cried a single time in my life
[01:54.35] No, I'm totally serious, I'm the manliest type of guy
[02:04.71]
[02:13.90] Yeah!
[02:16.46]
[02:31.09] I only enjoy eating phallic-shaped foods
[02:35.34] Bananas, hot dogs, popsicles, and sausages too
[02:39.11] I do this because it's manly, not because it's insane
[02:43.86] I don't have no time for weaklings, especially if I'm watching the game
[02:48.59] I cut the sleeves off of all of the shirts I buy
[02:53.47] It helps me show off my muscles to other guys
[02:57.59] I like to think that they see me and think I'm tough
[03:01.54] But honestly, I weep at night because I'm not that buff
[03:18.40] I'll never understand why women always put me in the friend-zone
[03:26.92] I send them unsolicited dick pics from my phone
[03:35.70] The truth is, I think there's something wrong with me
[03:42.62] Maybe it's my anger issues or that I have a tiny peepee
[03:51.02]