Masters of Farces
๐ต 1785 characters
โฑ๏ธ 4:09 duration
๐ ID: 548198
๐ Lyrics
Masters of farces!
We rule the universe!
Masters of farces!
Cowboys and millionaires!
We are the righteous!
(We're the righteous!)
Who knows what's good for you!
We are the virtuous!
(We're the virtuous!)
Flip-flopping, Oops
Bad Newt!
Welcome to the biggest freak show
That the world has ever seen
Sex affairs, lies and eyewash
Welcome to the primaries
The global warming
Nowhere to be found
Where facts don't matter
And delusions count
Gaffes and brain-freezes in public
Circus clowns for candidates?
Piling up disgracing moments
Howlers in TV debates
Masters of farces!
We rule the universe!
Masters of farces!
Cowboys and millionaires!
We are the righteous!
(We're the righteous!)
Who knows what's good for you!
We are the virtuous!
(We're the virtuous!)
Flip-flopping, Oops
Bad Newt!
Voters are the only losers
Trusting in those hypocrites
Double Standard? Lower taxes?
Think again and use your wits
The global warming
Nowhere to be found
Where facts don't matter
And delusions count
Arguing whose wife's the finest
Promising moon-colonies
Are those people kinda bonkers?
Someone help the Grand Old "P"
Masters of farces!
We rule the universe!
Masters of farces!
Cowboys and millionaires!
We are the righteous!
(We're the righteous!)
Who knows what's good for you!
We are the virtuous!
(We're the virtuous!)
Flip-flopping, Oops
Bad Newt!
The global warming
Nowhere to be found
Where facts don't matter
And delusions count
Masters of farces!
We rule the universe!
Masters of farces!
Cowboys and millionaires!
We are the righteous!
(We're the righteous!)
Who knows what's good for you!
We are the virtuous!
(We're the virtuous!)
Flip-flopping, Oops
Bad Newt!
Masters of farces!
We rule the universe!
We are the virtuous!
(We're the virtuous!)
Flip-flopping, Oops
Bad Newt!
We rule the universe!
Masters of farces!
Cowboys and millionaires!
We are the righteous!
(We're the righteous!)
Who knows what's good for you!
We are the virtuous!
(We're the virtuous!)
Flip-flopping, Oops
Bad Newt!
Welcome to the biggest freak show
That the world has ever seen
Sex affairs, lies and eyewash
Welcome to the primaries
The global warming
Nowhere to be found
Where facts don't matter
And delusions count
Gaffes and brain-freezes in public
Circus clowns for candidates?
Piling up disgracing moments
Howlers in TV debates
Masters of farces!
We rule the universe!
Masters of farces!
Cowboys and millionaires!
We are the righteous!
(We're the righteous!)
Who knows what's good for you!
We are the virtuous!
(We're the virtuous!)
Flip-flopping, Oops
Bad Newt!
Voters are the only losers
Trusting in those hypocrites
Double Standard? Lower taxes?
Think again and use your wits
The global warming
Nowhere to be found
Where facts don't matter
And delusions count
Arguing whose wife's the finest
Promising moon-colonies
Are those people kinda bonkers?
Someone help the Grand Old "P"
Masters of farces!
We rule the universe!
Masters of farces!
Cowboys and millionaires!
We are the righteous!
(We're the righteous!)
Who knows what's good for you!
We are the virtuous!
(We're the virtuous!)
Flip-flopping, Oops
Bad Newt!
The global warming
Nowhere to be found
Where facts don't matter
And delusions count
Masters of farces!
We rule the universe!
Masters of farces!
Cowboys and millionaires!
We are the righteous!
(We're the righteous!)
Who knows what's good for you!
We are the virtuous!
(We're the virtuous!)
Flip-flopping, Oops
Bad Newt!
Masters of farces!
We rule the universe!
We are the virtuous!
(We're the virtuous!)
Flip-flopping, Oops
Bad Newt!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:11.13] Masters of farces!
[00:13.58] We rule the universe!
[00:16.36] Masters of farces!
[00:19.19] Cowboys and millionaires!
[00:21.44] We are the righteous!
[00:23.69] (We're the righteous!)
[00:24.37] Who knows what's good for you!
[00:26.78] We are the virtuous!
[00:29.28] (We're the virtuous!)
[00:30.30] Flip-flopping, Oops
[00:31.53] Bad Newt!
[00:32.17] Welcome to the biggest freak show
[00:45.26] That the world has ever seen
[00:47.66] Sex affairs, lies and eyewash
[00:50.31] Welcome to the primaries
[00:53.34] The global warming
[00:55.22] Nowhere to be found
[00:58.07] Where facts don't matter
[01:00.81] And delusions count
[01:03.65] Gaffes and brain-freezes in public
[01:06.28] Circus clowns for candidates?
[01:09.23] Piling up disgracing moments
[01:11.99] Howlers in TV debates
[01:14.35] Masters of farces!
[01:21.76] We rule the universe!
[01:24.61] Masters of farces!
[01:27.98] Cowboys and millionaires!
[01:30.37] We are the righteous!
[01:32.19] (We're the righteous!)
[01:33.31] Who knows what's good for you!
[01:35.40] We are the virtuous!
[01:37.62] (We're the virtuous!)
[01:38.39] Flip-flopping, Oops
[01:40.56] Bad Newt!
[01:53.32] Voters are the only losers
[01:55.43] Trusting in those hypocrites
[01:58.05] Double Standard? Lower taxes?
[02:00.80] Think again and use your wits
[02:03.51] The global warming
[02:05.74] Nowhere to be found
[02:08.90] Where facts don't matter
[02:11.64] And delusions count
[02:14.22] Arguing whose wife's the finest
[02:16.97] Promising moon-colonies
[02:19.31] Are those people kinda bonkers?
[02:22.53] Someone help the Grand Old "P"
[02:30.82] Masters of farces!
[02:32.33] We rule the universe!
[02:34.91] Masters of farces!
[02:37.74] Cowboys and millionaires!
[02:40.58] We are the righteous!
[02:42.40] (We're the righteous!)
[02:43.48] Who knows what's good for you!
[02:45.68] We are the virtuous!
[02:47.95] (We're the virtuous!)
[02:49.04] Flip-flopping, Oops
[02:50.79] Bad Newt!
[03:01.84] The global warming
[03:19.11] Nowhere to be found
[03:22.29] Where facts don't matter
[03:24.95] And delusions count
[03:27.32] Masters of farces!
[03:29.82] We rule the universe!
[03:32.64] Masters of farces!
[03:35.48] Cowboys and millionaires!
[03:37.84] We are the righteous!
[03:40.08] (We're the righteous!)
[03:41.04] Who knows what's good for you!
[03:43.64] We are the virtuous!
[03:45.49] (We're the virtuous!)
[03:46.99] Flip-flopping, Oops
[03:47.95] Bad Newt!
[03:50.54] Masters of farces!
[03:59.21] We rule the universe!
[04:01.13] We are the virtuous!
[04:03.16] (We're the virtuous!)
[04:03.95] Flip-flopping, Oops
[04:05.45] Bad Newt!
[04:08.20]
[00:13.58] We rule the universe!
[00:16.36] Masters of farces!
[00:19.19] Cowboys and millionaires!
[00:21.44] We are the righteous!
[00:23.69] (We're the righteous!)
[00:24.37] Who knows what's good for you!
[00:26.78] We are the virtuous!
[00:29.28] (We're the virtuous!)
[00:30.30] Flip-flopping, Oops
[00:31.53] Bad Newt!
[00:32.17] Welcome to the biggest freak show
[00:45.26] That the world has ever seen
[00:47.66] Sex affairs, lies and eyewash
[00:50.31] Welcome to the primaries
[00:53.34] The global warming
[00:55.22] Nowhere to be found
[00:58.07] Where facts don't matter
[01:00.81] And delusions count
[01:03.65] Gaffes and brain-freezes in public
[01:06.28] Circus clowns for candidates?
[01:09.23] Piling up disgracing moments
[01:11.99] Howlers in TV debates
[01:14.35] Masters of farces!
[01:21.76] We rule the universe!
[01:24.61] Masters of farces!
[01:27.98] Cowboys and millionaires!
[01:30.37] We are the righteous!
[01:32.19] (We're the righteous!)
[01:33.31] Who knows what's good for you!
[01:35.40] We are the virtuous!
[01:37.62] (We're the virtuous!)
[01:38.39] Flip-flopping, Oops
[01:40.56] Bad Newt!
[01:53.32] Voters are the only losers
[01:55.43] Trusting in those hypocrites
[01:58.05] Double Standard? Lower taxes?
[02:00.80] Think again and use your wits
[02:03.51] The global warming
[02:05.74] Nowhere to be found
[02:08.90] Where facts don't matter
[02:11.64] And delusions count
[02:14.22] Arguing whose wife's the finest
[02:16.97] Promising moon-colonies
[02:19.31] Are those people kinda bonkers?
[02:22.53] Someone help the Grand Old "P"
[02:30.82] Masters of farces!
[02:32.33] We rule the universe!
[02:34.91] Masters of farces!
[02:37.74] Cowboys and millionaires!
[02:40.58] We are the righteous!
[02:42.40] (We're the righteous!)
[02:43.48] Who knows what's good for you!
[02:45.68] We are the virtuous!
[02:47.95] (We're the virtuous!)
[02:49.04] Flip-flopping, Oops
[02:50.79] Bad Newt!
[03:01.84] The global warming
[03:19.11] Nowhere to be found
[03:22.29] Where facts don't matter
[03:24.95] And delusions count
[03:27.32] Masters of farces!
[03:29.82] We rule the universe!
[03:32.64] Masters of farces!
[03:35.48] Cowboys and millionaires!
[03:37.84] We are the righteous!
[03:40.08] (We're the righteous!)
[03:41.04] Who knows what's good for you!
[03:43.64] We are the virtuous!
[03:45.49] (We're the virtuous!)
[03:46.99] Flip-flopping, Oops
[03:47.95] Bad Newt!
[03:50.54] Masters of farces!
[03:59.21] We rule the universe!
[04:01.13] We are the virtuous!
[04:03.16] (We're the virtuous!)
[04:03.95] Flip-flopping, Oops
[04:05.45] Bad Newt!
[04:08.20]