Mortician
๐ต 929 characters
โฑ๏ธ 3:05 duration
๐ ID: 5503822
๐ Lyrics
Your life makes mine look like a real farce
I don't blame you for despising my job
You said that men like me can't make their mind up
I think you're wrong, but I can't decide
And when we went swimming
They made us sign a form
In case we drowned
When I look back I won't wallow
I've done that shit before and it don't sit right
You always had the knack to laugh in sorrow
And even a mortician sees the funny side
So do I
You have it in for all Americans
You don't like when I use their words for things
Well, that's the joy of being half-Canadian
You get the worst of both worlds, it's the best
And I when had the jab
You interlocked our hands
In case I passed out
When I look back I won't wallow
I'll do my best to not romanticize
And every bird above is not a sparrow
And even a mortician sees the funny side
So do I
So do I
So do I
Oh, they can see the funny side and so can I
Oh, they can see the funny side and so can I
I don't blame you for despising my job
You said that men like me can't make their mind up
I think you're wrong, but I can't decide
And when we went swimming
They made us sign a form
In case we drowned
When I look back I won't wallow
I've done that shit before and it don't sit right
You always had the knack to laugh in sorrow
And even a mortician sees the funny side
So do I
You have it in for all Americans
You don't like when I use their words for things
Well, that's the joy of being half-Canadian
You get the worst of both worlds, it's the best
And I when had the jab
You interlocked our hands
In case I passed out
When I look back I won't wallow
I'll do my best to not romanticize
And every bird above is not a sparrow
And even a mortician sees the funny side
So do I
So do I
So do I
Oh, they can see the funny side and so can I
Oh, they can see the funny side and so can I
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:13.87] Your life makes mine look like a real farce
[00:20.31] I don't blame you for despising my job
[00:27.03] You said that men like me can't make their mind up
[00:33.82] I think you're wrong, but I can't decide
[00:40.23] And when we went swimming
[00:43.41] They made us sign a form
[00:46.74] In case we drowned
[00:48.78] When I look back I won't wallow
[00:54.10] I've done that shit before and it don't sit right
[01:00.98] You always had the knack to laugh in sorrow
[01:08.18] And even a mortician sees the funny side
[01:13.25] So do I
[01:16.08]
[01:29.34] You have it in for all Americans
[01:34.89] You don't like when I use their words for things
[01:41.34] Well, that's the joy of being half-Canadian
[01:48.81] You get the worst of both worlds, it's the best
[01:54.89] And I when had the jab
[01:58.35] You interlocked our hands
[02:01.53] In case I passed out
[02:03.42] When I look back I won't wallow
[02:08.74] I'll do my best to not romanticize
[02:16.08] And every bird above is not a sparrow
[02:22.74] And even a mortician sees the funny side
[02:28.29] So do I
[02:34.95] So do I
[02:41.64] So do I
[02:43.59] Oh, they can see the funny side and so can I
[02:49.59] Oh, they can see the funny side and so can I
[02:55.05]
[00:20.31] I don't blame you for despising my job
[00:27.03] You said that men like me can't make their mind up
[00:33.82] I think you're wrong, but I can't decide
[00:40.23] And when we went swimming
[00:43.41] They made us sign a form
[00:46.74] In case we drowned
[00:48.78] When I look back I won't wallow
[00:54.10] I've done that shit before and it don't sit right
[01:00.98] You always had the knack to laugh in sorrow
[01:08.18] And even a mortician sees the funny side
[01:13.25] So do I
[01:16.08]
[01:29.34] You have it in for all Americans
[01:34.89] You don't like when I use their words for things
[01:41.34] Well, that's the joy of being half-Canadian
[01:48.81] You get the worst of both worlds, it's the best
[01:54.89] And I when had the jab
[01:58.35] You interlocked our hands
[02:01.53] In case I passed out
[02:03.42] When I look back I won't wallow
[02:08.74] I'll do my best to not romanticize
[02:16.08] And every bird above is not a sparrow
[02:22.74] And even a mortician sees the funny side
[02:28.29] So do I
[02:34.95] So do I
[02:41.64] So do I
[02:43.59] Oh, they can see the funny side and so can I
[02:49.59] Oh, they can see the funny side and so can I
[02:55.05]