Born Weird

[00:12.57] Back in school
[00:13.56] I didn't fit in
[00:14.90] My glasses were thick,
[00:16.14] And my mustache was thin
[00:17.58] I was strong in the B.O.
[00:18.86] And weak in the chin
[00:20.15] Oh, it seemed like I never could win
[00:22.54] I'd fall for a girl, but I never could date her
[00:25.56] I'd call her on the phone
[00:26.54] And breathe like Darth Vader
[00:28.20] I only knew the touch of a pocket calculator
[00:30.57] Again and again and again
[00:33.58] I was born weird
[00:35.82] I was born weird
[00:38.89] Always a nerd
[00:40.15] Genetically predisposed
[00:43.91] I was born weird
[00:46.54] I was born weird
[00:49.51] Raised on the sounds
[00:50.57] Of the Dr. Demento show
[00:54.60] He kept on playing Weird Al on the radio
[01:02.70] Alright, who took my inhaler?
[01:08.30] I saw a girl and I fell in love
[01:10.93] That's when I joined the math club
[01:13.24] But my calculus wasn't strong enough
[01:16.28] Her name was Vivian
[01:18.96] I ate my lunch in the computer lab
[01:21.24] Even the teachers thought it was sad
[01:24.20] Just me and my bologna
[01:25.70] Again and again
[01:26.62] And again and again and again
[01:29.29] I was born weird
[01:31.96] I was born weird
[01:34.93] Always a nerd
[01:36.22] Genetically predisposed
[01:39.93] I was born weird
[01:42.29] I was born weird
[01:45.68] Raised on the sounds
[01:46.95] Of the Dr. Demento show
[01:50.24] He kept on playing Weird Al on the radio
[02:03.62] Oh!
[02:15.05] Now I'm grown
[02:16.20] I play in a band
[02:17.39] And I still sing about Vivian
[02:20.06] Again and again and
[02:21.39] Again and again and
[02:22.75] Again and again and again
[02:25.38] I was born weird (born)
[02:28.02] I was born weird
[02:30.66] I was born weird (born)
[02:33.37] I was born weird
[02:39.72] That was Nerf Herder, with "Born Weird".
[02:42.75] Kind of an anthem for Demintites, featuring
[02:45.35] "Weird Al" Yankovic himself on accordion.
[02:48.44] Always remember to stay Deeeeeeeemented!
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