Son of a Fridge
๐ต 1666 characters
โฑ๏ธ 5:54 duration
๐ ID: 551168
๐ Lyrics
An icy wind blew the day I was born
The snow fell heavily, my hopes all seemed forlorn
They threw my life into a chilling cold world
Devoid of chances, still the wheel of fortune twirled
Never! I will defy!
I will fight till the day that l die!
They say I'm in a jam now
I say: life's no apple pie!
Mama - a nasty moll
Daddy was a ham-acting clod
Caught up in a mental deep-freeze
I surely had to beat the odds!
Wanna be the top banana
Now I'm just a rotten egg
Cut the mustard, be the big cheese
For your crumbs I'll never beg
Desperate โ what could I do?
Found that switch deep inside 'o my soul
One flick shifts my condition
Alters me from prey to cool
That's why they call me
A Son of a fridge
Father's a freak and
My mother a bitch
Don' mess around with
The Son of a fridge
Weird as a freak and
As mean as a bitch
Cheese it! You bloody fool!
Stand aside or I'll flick the switch
You're a beer short to a six-pack
Don't mess with the son of a fridge
Hey, girl! You look so cute!
You break my heart and I can't resist
Why do you turn away now?
Tell me why do you look so pissed?
Cause I am the top banana
Surely I'm a rotten egg
Cut the mustard, I'm the big cheese
For your crumbs I'll never beg
Freeze you! I press the key
I start trembling then I cease to move
Feels like a god-damn brain-freeze
Tricked myself, me nerdy goof
That's why they call me
A Son of a fridge
Father's a freak and
My mother a bitch
Don' mess around with
The Son of a fridge
Weird as a freak and
As mean as a bitch
That's why they call me
A Son of a fridge
Father's a freak and
My mother a bitch
Don' mess around with
The Son of a fridge
Weird as a freak and
As mean as a bitch
The snow fell heavily, my hopes all seemed forlorn
They threw my life into a chilling cold world
Devoid of chances, still the wheel of fortune twirled
Never! I will defy!
I will fight till the day that l die!
They say I'm in a jam now
I say: life's no apple pie!
Mama - a nasty moll
Daddy was a ham-acting clod
Caught up in a mental deep-freeze
I surely had to beat the odds!
Wanna be the top banana
Now I'm just a rotten egg
Cut the mustard, be the big cheese
For your crumbs I'll never beg
Desperate โ what could I do?
Found that switch deep inside 'o my soul
One flick shifts my condition
Alters me from prey to cool
That's why they call me
A Son of a fridge
Father's a freak and
My mother a bitch
Don' mess around with
The Son of a fridge
Weird as a freak and
As mean as a bitch
Cheese it! You bloody fool!
Stand aside or I'll flick the switch
You're a beer short to a six-pack
Don't mess with the son of a fridge
Hey, girl! You look so cute!
You break my heart and I can't resist
Why do you turn away now?
Tell me why do you look so pissed?
Cause I am the top banana
Surely I'm a rotten egg
Cut the mustard, I'm the big cheese
For your crumbs I'll never beg
Freeze you! I press the key
I start trembling then I cease to move
Feels like a god-damn brain-freeze
Tricked myself, me nerdy goof
That's why they call me
A Son of a fridge
Father's a freak and
My mother a bitch
Don' mess around with
The Son of a fridge
Weird as a freak and
As mean as a bitch
That's why they call me
A Son of a fridge
Father's a freak and
My mother a bitch
Don' mess around with
The Son of a fridge
Weird as a freak and
As mean as a bitch
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:29.98] An icy wind blew the day I was born
[00:35.39] The snow fell heavily, my hopes all seemed forlorn
[00:40.75] They threw my life into a chilling cold world
[00:47.04] Devoid of chances, still the wheel of fortune twirled
[00:54.24] Never! I will defy!
[00:56.14] I will fight till the day that l die!
[00:59.74] They say I'm in a jam now
[01:02.48] I say: life's no apple pie!
[01:06.04] Mama - a nasty moll
[01:08.71] Daddy was a ham-acting clod
[01:11.48] Caught up in a mental deep-freeze
[01:15.03] I surely had to beat the odds!
[01:17.72] Wanna be the top banana
[01:26.74] Now I'm just a rotten egg
[01:29.46] Cut the mustard, be the big cheese
[01:33.07] For your crumbs I'll never beg
[01:35.79] Desperate โ what could I do?
[01:43.98] Found that switch deep inside 'o my soul
[01:47.52] One flick shifts my condition
[01:50.22] Alters me from prey to cool
[01:56.58] That's why they call me
[01:59.28] A Son of a fridge
[02:02.80] Father's a freak and
[02:04.60] My mother a bitch
[02:08.26] Don' mess around with
[02:10.13] The Son of a fridge
[02:14.66] Weird as a freak and
[02:16.43] As mean as a bitch
[02:32.65] Cheese it! You bloody fool!
[02:35.36] Stand aside or I'll flick the switch
[02:39.08] You're a beer short to a six-pack
[02:41.77] Don't mess with the son of a fridge
[02:45.36] Hey, girl! You look so cute!
[02:47.17] You break my heart and I can't resist
[02:50.76] Why do you turn away now?
[02:53.42] Tell me why do you look so pissed?
[03:03.31] Cause I am the top banana
[03:05.15] Surely I'm a rotten egg
[03:08.84] Cut the mustard, I'm the big cheese
[03:11.58] For your crumbs I'll never beg
[03:20.35] Freeze you! I press the key
[03:23.99] I start trembling then I cease to move
[03:26.62] Feels like a god-damn brain-freeze
[03:29.38] Tricked myself, me nerdy goof
[03:35.73] That's why they call me
[03:37.58] A Son of a fridge
[03:41.15] Father's a freak and
[03:43.83] My mother a bitch
[03:47.47] Don' mess around with
[03:50.17] The Son of a fridge
[03:52.85] Weird as a freak and
[03:55.56] As mean as a bitch
[05:06.06] That's why they call me
[05:08.75] A Son of a fridge
[05:11.46] Father's a freak and
[05:13.22] My mother a bitch
[05:16.89] Don' mess around with
[05:19.53] The Son of a fridge
[05:23.15] Weird as a freak and
[05:25.84] As mean as a bitch
[05:30.48]
[00:35.39] The snow fell heavily, my hopes all seemed forlorn
[00:40.75] They threw my life into a chilling cold world
[00:47.04] Devoid of chances, still the wheel of fortune twirled
[00:54.24] Never! I will defy!
[00:56.14] I will fight till the day that l die!
[00:59.74] They say I'm in a jam now
[01:02.48] I say: life's no apple pie!
[01:06.04] Mama - a nasty moll
[01:08.71] Daddy was a ham-acting clod
[01:11.48] Caught up in a mental deep-freeze
[01:15.03] I surely had to beat the odds!
[01:17.72] Wanna be the top banana
[01:26.74] Now I'm just a rotten egg
[01:29.46] Cut the mustard, be the big cheese
[01:33.07] For your crumbs I'll never beg
[01:35.79] Desperate โ what could I do?
[01:43.98] Found that switch deep inside 'o my soul
[01:47.52] One flick shifts my condition
[01:50.22] Alters me from prey to cool
[01:56.58] That's why they call me
[01:59.28] A Son of a fridge
[02:02.80] Father's a freak and
[02:04.60] My mother a bitch
[02:08.26] Don' mess around with
[02:10.13] The Son of a fridge
[02:14.66] Weird as a freak and
[02:16.43] As mean as a bitch
[02:32.65] Cheese it! You bloody fool!
[02:35.36] Stand aside or I'll flick the switch
[02:39.08] You're a beer short to a six-pack
[02:41.77] Don't mess with the son of a fridge
[02:45.36] Hey, girl! You look so cute!
[02:47.17] You break my heart and I can't resist
[02:50.76] Why do you turn away now?
[02:53.42] Tell me why do you look so pissed?
[03:03.31] Cause I am the top banana
[03:05.15] Surely I'm a rotten egg
[03:08.84] Cut the mustard, I'm the big cheese
[03:11.58] For your crumbs I'll never beg
[03:20.35] Freeze you! I press the key
[03:23.99] I start trembling then I cease to move
[03:26.62] Feels like a god-damn brain-freeze
[03:29.38] Tricked myself, me nerdy goof
[03:35.73] That's why they call me
[03:37.58] A Son of a fridge
[03:41.15] Father's a freak and
[03:43.83] My mother a bitch
[03:47.47] Don' mess around with
[03:50.17] The Son of a fridge
[03:52.85] Weird as a freak and
[03:55.56] As mean as a bitch
[05:06.06] That's why they call me
[05:08.75] A Son of a fridge
[05:11.46] Father's a freak and
[05:13.22] My mother a bitch
[05:16.89] Don' mess around with
[05:19.53] The Son of a fridge
[05:23.15] Weird as a freak and
[05:25.84] As mean as a bitch
[05:30.48]