Jingle Balls

Ho, ho, ho... Merry Christmas!

A month or two ago
You asked me for a date
You said by Christmas Eve
By then you'd lose some weight

I think I understand
The tinsel in your hair
But why do you have mistletoe
Inside your underwear?

Oh, jingle Balls
Jingle Balls
Jingle to and fro'
Watching all the little puppies
Making yellow snow-oh

Jingle Balls
Jingle Balls
Jingle 1-2-3
Why don't you come over here
And Jingle Balls with me!

Splashing in your gash
In a one horse open sleigh
My parents think you're trash
But I think you're OK

Filling fart balloons
With a nozzle up my ass
I'd like to fill another but
I think I'm outta gas!

Oh!

Jingle Balls
Jingle Balls
Jingle to and fro'
Watching all the little children
Eating yellow snow-oh

Jingle Balls
Jingle Balls
Jingle 1-2-3
Why don't you come over here
And Jingle Balls with me!

Why don't you come over here
And Jingle Balls with me!