A Celebration--With a Vengeance?!
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โฑ๏ธ 2:58 duration
๐ ID: 5579632
๐ Lyrics
Lopsided is how I describe you
Your mother never wrote me a check
You move around the scene with impunity
You've got a couple years left at best
Well, we counted and the votes are in
You're vicious and draconian
You're always at the top of the list
Let's have a celebration in your name
And damn you with the highest praise
A standing ovation
You've earned it
You took all our goodwill and you burned it
Kudos to those friends who stick it through
But I wouldn't be your friend if you paid me to
To
Radio static
And monochromatic
We know you're on the television box
Your money is working hard
All my friends say you're a star
If it sounds like a metaphor, it's not
Such a greedy little raven
Hoarding coins in your collection
And I'd love to see them scatter to the wind
Let's have a celebration in your name
And damn you with the highest praise
A standing ovation
You've earned it
You took all our goodwill and you burned it
Kudos to those friends who stick it through
But I wouldn't be your friend if you paid me to
To
We are very disappointed in your behavior, young lady
Let's have a celebration in your name
And damn you with the highest praise
A standing ovation
You've earned it
You took all our goodwill and you burned it
(Burned it!)
Kudos to those friends who stick it through
But I wouldn't be your friend if you paid me to
To
Your mother never wrote me a check
You move around the scene with impunity
You've got a couple years left at best
Well, we counted and the votes are in
You're vicious and draconian
You're always at the top of the list
Let's have a celebration in your name
And damn you with the highest praise
A standing ovation
You've earned it
You took all our goodwill and you burned it
Kudos to those friends who stick it through
But I wouldn't be your friend if you paid me to
To
Radio static
And monochromatic
We know you're on the television box
Your money is working hard
All my friends say you're a star
If it sounds like a metaphor, it's not
Such a greedy little raven
Hoarding coins in your collection
And I'd love to see them scatter to the wind
Let's have a celebration in your name
And damn you with the highest praise
A standing ovation
You've earned it
You took all our goodwill and you burned it
Kudos to those friends who stick it through
But I wouldn't be your friend if you paid me to
To
We are very disappointed in your behavior, young lady
Let's have a celebration in your name
And damn you with the highest praise
A standing ovation
You've earned it
You took all our goodwill and you burned it
(Burned it!)
Kudos to those friends who stick it through
But I wouldn't be your friend if you paid me to
To
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:06.96] Lopsided is how I describe you
[00:11.10] Your mother never wrote me a check
[00:14.70] You move around the scene with impunity
[00:17.96] You've got a couple years left at best
[00:22.28] Well, we counted and the votes are in
[00:24.47] You're vicious and draconian
[00:25.92] You're always at the top of the list
[00:28.92] Let's have a celebration in your name
[00:32.38] And damn you with the highest praise
[00:36.37] A standing ovation
[00:38.25] You've earned it
[00:40.87] You took all our goodwill and you burned it
[00:44.41] Kudos to those friends who stick it through
[00:48.06] But I wouldn't be your friend if you paid me to
[00:54.88] To
[00:58.46] Radio static
[01:00.85] And monochromatic
[01:02.43] We know you're on the television box
[01:06.05] Your money is working hard
[01:07.71] All my friends say you're a star
[01:09.49] If it sounds like a metaphor, it's not
[01:12.74] Such a greedy little raven
[01:15.29] Hoarding coins in your collection
[01:17.04] And I'd love to see them scatter to the wind
[01:20.09] Let's have a celebration in your name
[01:23.72] And damn you with the highest praise
[01:28.06] A standing ovation
[01:30.15] You've earned it
[01:31.87] You took all our goodwill and you burned it
[01:35.62] Kudos to those friends who stick it through
[01:39.35] But I wouldn't be your friend if you paid me to
[01:45.24] To
[02:18.92] We are very disappointed in your behavior, young lady
[02:24.04] Let's have a celebration in your name
[02:27.61] And damn you with the highest praise
[02:31.51] A standing ovation
[02:33.41] You've earned it
[02:35.73] You took all our goodwill and you burned it
[02:38.94] (Burned it!)
[02:40.19] Kudos to those friends who stick it through
[02:43.68] But I wouldn't be your friend if you paid me to
[02:48.77] To
[02:51.35]
[00:11.10] Your mother never wrote me a check
[00:14.70] You move around the scene with impunity
[00:17.96] You've got a couple years left at best
[00:22.28] Well, we counted and the votes are in
[00:24.47] You're vicious and draconian
[00:25.92] You're always at the top of the list
[00:28.92] Let's have a celebration in your name
[00:32.38] And damn you with the highest praise
[00:36.37] A standing ovation
[00:38.25] You've earned it
[00:40.87] You took all our goodwill and you burned it
[00:44.41] Kudos to those friends who stick it through
[00:48.06] But I wouldn't be your friend if you paid me to
[00:54.88] To
[00:58.46] Radio static
[01:00.85] And monochromatic
[01:02.43] We know you're on the television box
[01:06.05] Your money is working hard
[01:07.71] All my friends say you're a star
[01:09.49] If it sounds like a metaphor, it's not
[01:12.74] Such a greedy little raven
[01:15.29] Hoarding coins in your collection
[01:17.04] And I'd love to see them scatter to the wind
[01:20.09] Let's have a celebration in your name
[01:23.72] And damn you with the highest praise
[01:28.06] A standing ovation
[01:30.15] You've earned it
[01:31.87] You took all our goodwill and you burned it
[01:35.62] Kudos to those friends who stick it through
[01:39.35] But I wouldn't be your friend if you paid me to
[01:45.24] To
[02:18.92] We are very disappointed in your behavior, young lady
[02:24.04] Let's have a celebration in your name
[02:27.61] And damn you with the highest praise
[02:31.51] A standing ovation
[02:33.41] You've earned it
[02:35.73] You took all our goodwill and you burned it
[02:38.94] (Burned it!)
[02:40.19] Kudos to those friends who stick it through
[02:43.68] But I wouldn't be your friend if you paid me to
[02:48.77] To
[02:51.35]