Assman

[00:11.97] I tried to break into your house on Friday night
[00:16.86] I got attacked by your big dog
[00:22.17] I tried to play my guitar at your window side
[00:27.97] Your mother said it was her room
[00:33.53] I didn't know it
[00:35.00] I didn't know it
[00:38.33] I didn't know it
[00:41.30] I didn't know it
[00:44.62] I left my phone off of the hook on Friday night
[00:50.03] You got pissed off and called my friend
[00:55.54] I tried all week to figure why we had a fight
[01:00.74] What did I say that wasn't right
[01:06.82] I didn't know it
[01:09.06] I didn't know it
[01:12.48] I didn't know it
[01:14.66] I didn't know it
[01:18.39] Why don't you be my one and only friend?
[01:23.77] Why don't you be my sidekick?
[01:28.85] You be Robin and I'll try to be Batman
[01:34.98] You be Paul and my Letterman
[01:40.74] I waited for you once to pick me up from work
[01:57.22] You never showed and I was stuck
[02:03.02] I left a message with your Dad that I came by
[02:08.88] He said you had another guy
[02:14.37] I didn't know it
[02:16.24] I didn't know it
[02:19.36] I didn't know it
[02:22.55] I didn't know it
[02:26.24] Why don't you be my one and only friend?
[02:30.90] Why don't you be my sidekick?
[02:36.86] You be Robin and I'll try to be Batman
[02:42.01] You're Yoko Ono, I'm John Lennon
[02:48.07] Why don't you be my one and only friend?
[03:04.73] Why don't you be my sidekick?
[03:08.98] You be Robin and I'll try to be Batman
[03:15.11] You be Marie and Donnie Osman
[03:22.34] Why don't you be my one and only friend?
[03:27.32] Why don't you be my sidekick?
[03:29.91] You be Robin and I'll try to be Batman
[03:38.36] You're Emmit Smith and I'm Troy Aikman
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