Honor to Us All

[00:03.54] This is what you give me to work with
[00:06.02] Well honey, I've seen worse
[00:08.92] We're going to turn this sow's ear into a silk purse
[00:14.38] We'll have you washed and dried
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[00:21.67] Primped and polished till you glow with pride
[00:24.54] Trust my recipe for instant bride
[00:27.46] You'll bring honor to us all
[00:32.05] Wait and see, when we're through
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[00:41.54] Boys will gladly go to war for you
[00:44.30] With good fortune (and a great hairdo)
[00:47.16] You'll bring honor to us all
[00:51.81] A girl can bring her family
[00:54.47] Great honor in one way
[00:57.03] By striking a good match
[00:59.48] And this could be that day
[01:03.21] Men want girls with good taste
[01:05.75] Calm, obedient, who work fast paced
[01:08.62] With good breeding and a tiny waist
[01:11.41] You'll bring honor to us all
[01:14.86] We all must serve our Emperor
[01:18.06] Who guards us from the Huns
[01:21.35] A man by bearing arms
[01:24.11] A girl by bearing sons
[01:27.27] When we're through
[01:28.62] You can't fail
[01:30.09] Like a lotus blossom soft and pale
[01:32.83] How could any fellow say "no sale"
[01:35.42] You'll bring honor to us all
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[01:43.17] There, you're ready
[01:45.59] Not yet
[01:46.80] An apple for serenity
[01:48.71] A pendant for balance
[01:51.52] Beads of jade for beauty
[01:57.12] You must proudly show it
[02:02.80] Now add a cricket, just for luck
[02:08.29] And even you can't blow it
[02:11.56] Ancestors, hear my plea
[02:14.26] Help me not to make a fool of me
[02:17.14] And to not uproot my family tree
[02:19.91] Keep my father standing tall
[02:24.77] Scarier than the undertaker
[02:27.21] We are meeting our matchmaker
[02:29.72] Destiny, guard our girls
[02:32.64] And our future as it fast unfurls
[02:35.94] Please look kindly on these cultured pearls
[02:38.71] Each a perfect porcelain doll
[02:43.05] Please bring honor to us-
[02:44.48] Please bring honor to us-
[02:45.83] Please bring honor to us-
[02:46.86] Please bring honor to us-
[02:48.15] Please bring honor to us all!
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