Perfect Wife

[00:18.17] I sat down to watch the game
[00:21.06] My wife came in
[00:22.17] She'd found my cocaine
[00:28.26] I tore out her eyes
[00:29.42] Now she can't find my supplies
[00:32.01] Or much else
[00:37.65] Oh, what a Perfect Wife
[00:45.44] Love of my life
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[01:06.08] She sang along to CCR
[01:08.36] I smashed her face into the VCR
[01:15.89] I choked her until her tongue was hanging
[01:18.42] Then I grabbed that thing and pulled it out
[01:25.28] Oh, what a tasteless wife
[01:33.93] Love of my
[01:35.38] Don't say word my darling
[01:37.85] I know how you feel
[01:39.03] It's been years since I have looked at you this way
[01:44.47] And if I've hurt you
[01:46.97] Please forgive me
[01:49.25] Love makes you do funny things
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[02:10.36] Her playing the piano
[02:11.76] Sounded like a thirsty camel in a lake
[02:20.15] I took her little fingers
[02:22.06] As a souvenir of her playing
[02:28.72] Oh, what a talented wife
[02:37.89] Love of my life
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[02:43.93] Coming home from work one day
[02:46.05] My wife had found a new way to rig the door
[02:52.84] Shotgun pointed towards me
[02:55.18] Trigger pulled
[02:56.23] My body lying on the floor
[03:03.02] Oh, what a talented wife
[03:12.04] And the last thing she said to me was
[03:17.10] Don't say a word my darling
[03:18.88] I know how you feel
[03:20.57] It's been years since I have looked at you this way
[03:26.62] And if I've hurt you
[03:28.63] Please forgive me
[03:31.02] Love makes you do funny things
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