I Wanna Be Brad Pitt

[00:12.68] It started with an after school special
[00:15.99] Then a race with Ricky Schroeder and then
[00:19.06] Thelma and Louise wouldn't have been the same
[00:21.94] Without him
[00:23.64] Always eating in The Oceans movies
[00:27.05] Criticized for his accent in Snatch and then
[00:30.05] He won an Oscar for beating up Bruce Lee
[00:33.78] Oh, I wanna be
[00:37.64] I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt
[00:39.91] I'll bet even Brad Pitt wants to be Brad Pitt
[00:42.27] I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt
[00:45.62] It would be the shit if I could be Brad Pitt
[00:55.42] He was born in Shawnee, Oklahoma
[00:58.04] So was my mom
[00:59.86] I wonder if she knew his mom
[01:01.57] Or his dad
[01:02.60] Maybe we're half brothers
[01:06.79] Naked pictures with Gwyneth Paltrow
[01:09.33] In the tabloids with Jennifer Aniston
[01:11.83] And then, blah, blah, blah, blah
[01:14.09] Angelina Jolie
[01:17.48] I still wanna be
[01:19.00] I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt
[01:21.80] I'll bet even Brad Pitt wants to be Brad Pitt
[01:25.46] I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt
[01:28.44] It would be the shit if I could be Brad Pitt
[01:30.76] I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt
[01:33.63] I'll bet even Brad Pitt wants to be Brad Pitt
[01:36.45] I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt
[01:39.25] It would be the shit if I could be Brad Pitt
[01:49.48] Welcome to Fight Club
[01:52.18] What's in the box?
[01:54.86] Reebs is beer spelled backward
[01:57.27] Don't talk about Fight Club
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[02:10.56] I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt
[02:13.43] I'll bet even Brad Pitt wants to be Brad Pitt
[02:15.82] I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt
[02:18.95] It would be the shit if I could be Brad Pitt
[02:22.14] I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt
[02:24.18] I'll bet even Brad Pitt wants to be Brad Pitt
[02:28.15] I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt
[02:30.19] It would be the shit if I could be Brad Pitt
[02:33.12] I wanna be Brad Pitt
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