Authority Stealing (Part 1 & 2)

[03:01.25] Authority stealing!
[10:37.76] You be thief (I no be thief)
[10:40.00] You be rogue (I no be rogue)
[10:42.47] You dey steal (I no dey steal)
[10:44.93] You be robber (I no be robber)
[10:47.50] You be armed robber (No be armed robber)
[10:49.87] I no be thief (You be thief)
[11:05.75] I no be rogue (You be rogue)
[11:08.63] I no dey steal (You dey steal)
[11:11.11] I no be robber (You be robber)
[11:13.66] I no be armed robber (You be armed robber)
[11:28.31] Argument, argument!
[11:30.17] Argument, argument, argue
[11:32.92] Them argue
[11:34.26] Everbody dem argue
[11:36.68] Them dem dem argue
[11:38.40] Up and down them argue
[11:41.08] Everbody dem argue
[11:43.50] Them dem dem dem argue
[11:45.94] Yes yes, them argue
[11:48.52] Everbody dem argue
[11:51.11] Argument about stealing
[11:55.49] Somebody don take something
[11:57.90] Wey belong to another person
[12:00.36] Then you go hear:
[12:02.95] You be thief (I no be thief)...
[12:57.36] On top of the road, on the side
[12:59.06] People dey waka
[13:01.48] Office workers, labourer workers, workers' workers
[13:06.13] Them go dey waka
[13:08.02] Inside bus them go dey
[13:10.83] Motorcycle them dey ride
[13:13.09] Plenty, plenty crowd
[13:15.43] Inside this crowd
[13:18.00] Sometimes for one corner
[13:20.32] Sometimes for one street
[13:23.03] You go dey hear: ha ha!
[13:26.79] Thief, thief, thief!
[13:30.58] Rogue, rogue, rogue!
[13:30.76] Robber, robber!
[13:31.40] Catch am, catch am! Thief, thief, thief!
[13:31.74] Catch am, catch am! Rogue, rogue, rogue!
[13:32.47] Catch am, catch am! Robber, robber!
[13:33.76] Catch am
[13:34.96] Pull am
[13:37.33] Get am
[13:38.16] Keep am
[13:39.35] Ole...
[13:42.20] Catch am, catch am!
[13:51.47] Looking go start
[13:53.38] Watching go start
[13:55.72] Chasing go start
[13:58.18] Somebody go dey
[14:00.85] Wey them go grab
[14:03.01] Them go beat am well-well
[14:05.34] Them go lynch am well-well
[14:07.72] Police go come well-well
[14:10.17] Them go carry am go court
[14:12.79] Them go put am for jail
[14:15.30] Them fit put am six months
[14:18.09] (Them go put am for one year)
[14:20.23] Them fit put am two years
[14:22.34] (Them go put am for five years)
[14:25.18] Them fit put am seven years
[14:27.66] (Them go put am for ten years)
[14:43.74] If not them go shoot am well
[14:46.41] Them go shoot am for armed robbery
[14:51.20] On top of the road, on the side
[14:53.32] People dey waka
[14:56.19] Office workers, labourer workers, workers' workers
[15:00.75] Them go dey try
[15:02.72] To try to make ends meet
[15:05.61] Them go dey hustle
[15:07.62] To try to make ends meet
[15:10.20] Them go put hands for back
[15:12.38] To try to make ends meet
[15:14.85] Them go dey beg oga
[15:17.14] To try to make ends meet
[15:19.71] Them go be slaves for them town
[15:22.15] To try to make ends meet
[15:36.31] I say turn your face small
[15:38.99] To the right wing
[15:41.16] Oga patapata dey for there
[15:46.28] Authority people dey for there
[15:50.94] Instead of workers
[15:52.99] We have officials
[15:56.02] Instead of buses
[16:00.56] Them dey ride motor-car
[16:03.27] Instead of motorcycle
[16:05.41] Na helicopter
[16:07.85] Instead of them waka
[16:10.45] Na worker go waka for them
[16:14.03] Authority people them go dey steal
[16:14.38] Public contribute plenty money
[16:15.54] Na authority people dey steal
[16:17.70] Authority man no dey pickpocket
[16:20.23] Na petty cash him go dey pick
[16:22.54] Armed robber him need gun
[16:25.08] Authority man him need pen
[16:29.46] Authority man in charge of money
[16:30.14] Him no need gun, him need pen
[16:32.14] Pen got power gun no get
[16:34.78] If gun steal eighty thousand naira
[16:37.25] Pen go steal two billion naira
[16:42.45] Thief, thief thief!
[16:45.78] Rogue, rogue, rogue!
[16:46.43] Robber, robber!
[16:52.12] You no go hear them shout
[16:52.32] You no go hear them shout at all
[16:54.84] You no go hear them say
[16:57.26] You no go hear them say response at all
[17:10.62] Na different way be them way
[17:14.72] Na civilize style be them style
[17:19.84] Yes, yes, yes, yes!
[17:21.92] "Oh yes, of course, contract, have some money back in hand, ha ha"
[17:26.78] Hear the words them dey take deceive the people:
[17:32.72] Misappropriation
[17:36.73] Maladministration
[17:42.43] Nepotism
[17:47.68] Mitigation
[17:51.45] Make I remember another one wey them dey use
[17:55.90] Defraudment
[18:00.95] Forgerylization
[18:06.80] Embezzlement
[18:11.47] Vilification
[18:16.59] Mismanagement
[18:21.39] Public inquiry
[18:25.20] Authority stealing pass armed robbery
[18:29.64] We Africans we must do something about this nonsense
[18:34.67] We say we must do something about this nonsense
[18:38.87] I repeat, we Africans we must do something about this nonsense
[18:43.67] Because now authority stealing pass armed robbery
[18:49.61] Authority man him go dey steal
[18:52.45] Public contribute plenty money...
[18:54.62] Authority stealing!
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