The Crib Song

[00:10.51] Just poured myself a strong one
[00:12.63] Hey boys get out the cards
[00:14.48] Shuffle up - deal em out
[00:16.07] I just cut the ace of hearts
[00:17.66] Be careful what you lead with
[00:19.71] Don't give away your hand
[00:21.54] I'll rope you right into a run
[00:23.42] Peg 8 or 9 or 10
[00:25.48] Looking at your face
[00:26.52] Looks like you don't like what you see
[00:28.85] Oh oh son - looky there
[00:30.79] Looks like you got 19
[00:32.84] 15 2 a pair for four
[00:34.50] I gotta flush for 8
[00:36.25] I pegged you back and you bet your ass
[00:38.06] I'm hot out of the gate
[00:39.81] I'm looking for that 29
[00:41.78] Just give that kissel cut
[00:43.38] A 24 will have to do
[00:45.49] Looks like you're getting skunked
[00:46.91] No I can't think of anything thing
[00:48.70] I love doing more than this
[00:50.63] Than drinking whisky with the boys
[00:52.50] And kick-in ass at crib
[01:01.66] Hey walshy don't forget
[01:03.12] You still owe a hundred bucks
[01:05.04] I can't help you missed a couple runs
[01:07.15] And I just got the luck
[01:08.90] Perhaps one day you'll learn
[01:10.81] You're playing gainst a shark
[01:12.35] You know I'll break your spirit
[01:13.91] You know I'll break your heart
[01:16.35] So pay me up my money
[01:18.12] Unless you wanna double down
[01:19.78] Let's pour another whisky son
[01:21.52] I'll take your ass to town
[01:23.64] 15 6 and 6 is twelve
[01:25.43] And one more for the jack
[01:27.33] You don't wanna see my crib
[01:28.62] You'll have a heart attack
[01:30.75] I'll take 14 in the kitty
[01:32.59] Looks like I'm gonna win
[01:34.41] I'd put away your wallet
[01:36.29] Less you wanna lose again
[01:38.48] I can't think of any thing
[01:39.75] I love doing more than this
[01:41.34] Than drinking whisky with the boys
[01:43.39] And kick-in ass at crib
[02:14.05] Yeah powers he's a player
[02:16.41] But he ain't won in awhile
[02:17.80] And uncle Digger he can't see
[02:19.66] Deuce neon got him piled
[02:21.72] Walshys just like Reuben
[02:23.53] He'll lead with a 5
[02:25.44] Ebs keeps getting Romney's
[02:27.29] He'll stay up all night
[02:28.85] But Marty he's a cheater
[02:30.49] Always taking extra points
[02:32.54] And me - well I'm the king
[02:34.35] Cause All I get is loins
[02:36.19] Well 15 12, another 12
[02:38.09] We'll that makes 24
[02:39.86] Are you sick of all this punishment
[02:41.65] Or do you want some more
[02:43.21] Yeah I just won a Gino
[02:45.14] Looks like I cleaned ya out
[02:46.97] No Walsh don't tell mikayla
[02:48.75] You'll be sleeping on the couch
[02:50.85] I can't think of any thing
[02:52.41] I love doing more than this
[02:54.06] Than drinking whisky with the boys
[02:56.41] And kick-in ass at crib
[02:58.29] No I can't think of any thing
[02:59.66] I love doing more than this
[03:01.48] Than drinking whisky with the boys
[03:03.58] And kick-in ass at crib
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